I'm a father!

[Luke]

Yup, you read it right! My girlfriend and I just adopted these two cute gerbils!

The blond one is named Chaos by my girlfriend, I'm still debating a name for the grey one.

Aren't they the best?

[selena]

At 1/4/13 10:55 PM, Luke wrote: Aren't they the best?

Name it Selena.

[HighWay]

cutie patootie

[Nakatomi2013]

That's mad gay.

[Spirit]

At 1/4/13 10:55 PM, Luke wrote: The blond one is named Chaos by my girlfriend

sounds like a Sonic fan fic character dude

whatevs tho, they're qt :3

[Convey]

At 1/4/13 10:55 PM, Luke wrote: Yup, you read it right! My girlfriend and I just adopted these two cute gerbils!

The blond one is named Chaos by my girlfriend, I'm still debating a name for the grey one.

Aren't they the best?

They might end up escaping and living in the vents of your house, or going outside to get eaten by stray cats.

Enjoy!

[SpamOfCan]

At 1/4/13 10:56 PM, HighWay wrote: cutie patootie

aw you stole my idea :'(

[Slint]

Name it Slint, Luke.

[Provoke]

Name one Slint.

[HipnikDragomir]

At 1/4/13 10:56 PM, Scary wrote:

At 1/4/13 10:55 PM, Luke wrote: The blond one is named Chaos by my girlfriend

sounds like a Sonic fan fic character dude

Because Sonic invented the word.

[Slint]

At 1/4/13 10:58 PM, Provoke wrote: Name one Slint.

.

[e-lord]

you're not a father, all you did was buy two things and give them names

[Luke]

Picking names is difficult, the blond one might not even be Chaos.

[LionzNTiggerz]

Awwwww they are adorable. Look at their little faces. They don't know what the hell is going on. <3

[HighWay]

name one dan because im your best bud.

[Luke]

At 1/4/13 11:07 PM, HighWay wrote: name one dan because im your best bud.

NO! You ignore a lot of my comments on Facebook posts of yours :'(

[hecticjon]

name one kyle so that my memory may live on in gerbil form when i pass

[Provoke]

At 1/4/13 11:05 PM, Luke wrote: Picking names is difficult, the blond one might not even be Chaos.

"One is slint, the other is alfred....."
And from now on they're all named Bender Jr.

[Scintillating]

They look nefarious, watch your fuckin back

[HighWay]

At 1/4/13 11:08 PM, Luke wrote:

At 1/4/13 11:07 PM, HighWay wrote: name one dan because im your best bud.

NO! You ignore a lot of my comments on Facebook posts of yours :'(

have not :C

[Luke]

At 1/4/13 11:08 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: name one kyle so that my memory may live on in gerbil form when i pass

Kyle, gerbils only live for like two years, maybe three. I hope to God you outlive them.

At 1/4/13 11:08 PM, Scintillating wrote: They look nefarious, watch your fuckin back

Oh man I love that.

[hecticjon]

At 1/4/13 11:10 PM, Luke wrote:

At 1/4/13 11:08 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: name one kyle so that my memory may live on in gerbil form when i pass

Kyle, gerbils only live for like two years, maybe three. I hope to God you outlive them.

i have blessed your gerbils with the gift of immortality.

[Luke]

Chaos requested a name change, which would normally cost her a few tokens but it's her first day, she's now named Lluna.

The grey one still can't decide what to call himself. So until then he is stuck on tutorial island.

[Provoke]

At 1/4/13 11:32 PM, Luke wrote: Chaos requested a name change, which would normally cost her a few tokens but it's her first day, she's now named Lluna.

The grey one still can't decide what to call himself. So until then he is stuck on tutorial island.

Slint or no help with the birthday parties.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

I hear those make excellent butt plugs

[Sensationalism]

Lemmiwinks and WikiLeaks

Chaos and Order

Chaos and Confusion

Shredder and Splinter

Your middle name and her middle name

They look really cute!!!

[Luke]

We named him Helios, which is ancient greek for Sun, since Lluna is named after the moon in some other language or something.

It's funny because Helios (the sun) is the darker gerbil, and Lluna (moon) is the brighter / lighter gerbil!

I love them!

[supergandhi64]

call the grey one shadow the hedgehog. he's awesome (shadow the hedgehog)

--supergandhi64

[Urban-Champion]

pet owner = father???

[Halberd]

Why don't you get a cat as well?