Don't Escape
I'm a werewolf and it's a full moon. I have to find a way to prevent myself from escaping.
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Did you play Ragnarok Online? Do you like that game?
3.51 / 5.00 13,528 ViewsAt 1/4/13 09:10 PM, ohbombuh wrote: We've all seen worse.
yeah but this asshole is worse than Xenomit on a bad day.
Ladies and gentlemen the reason why Newgrounds forums is fucked up. Round of applause.
Oh and I'm a 1%er
Does this count as "submitting something"?
It's a piece of fucking shit that I marked as a sketch, and I've no intention of doing anything else, but it's there nonetheless.
At 1/4/13 10:30 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Does this count as "submitting something"?
It's a piece of fucking shit that I marked as a sketch, and I've no intention of doing anything else, but it's there nonetheless.
yea it counts. A Sketch may possibly lead to a full draw
fuck look at my clock day flash eh its purfect!!
plz help sbc :( OH AND HAPPY CLOCK DAY
I consider myself as part of the 1 percent. I mean, all my submissions I at least put effort into it and not just mindless garbage.
PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega
Yeah, I still got the fucking yuletime, kriss-kringle, christmas hats. Fuck off.
Even though 2010 was 3 years ago everyone thinks I am a noob why?
original I am.
Hah.
Yeah I submit crap here. Mostly because despite half my shit being fanart it still gets more attention here then everywhere else I post it combined. No big deal. Doesn't matter, doesn't make me better then any other fucking user that's for sure.
I wish just about every "helpful" critic would shut up. They're either complete ass-kissers, or just talk for the sake of talking. All operating under the false assumption that you can "push" someone to be more creative through your stupid words. Unless you know in exquisite fucking detail what you're talking about and can give them exactly the amount of help they request and are happy to accept and actually use, you're wasting everybody's fucking time.
I don't know how many long-winded critiques I've read that my reaction can boil down to "blah blah blah blah SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP". Too many.
Watching a lot of professional reviewers struggle as they attempt to articulate exactly why they didn't like such-and-such is cringe inducing, let alone your average schmuck who can't even be arsed to demonstrate why something needs fixing.
Just shut up and stick to deciding whether or not you like it. Newgrounds as fine as-is, a bunch of uppity assholes running around being oh so fucking helpful wouldn't help anything.
I've given a lot of constructive criticism in my life mostly because I'm better at it than I am at giving useful positive criticism. And honestly, it's only once in a while that I get a negative reaction. In part it's because I'm fairly decent at telling who would or wouldn't mind criticism but it's also in part due to tone. A lot of people who give criticism don't seem to realize how they sound. They come across as being a lot meaner than they intended to. This I think happens a lot more frequently for people who haven't received a lot of criticism of all tones, which is mostly non-artists, hence how frequently the "You can't make it so you can't judge it" argument gets thrown around.
At 1/5/13 01:32 AM, Lintire wrote: Just shut up and stick to deciding whether or not you like it. Newgrounds as fine as-is, a bunch of uppity assholes running around being oh so fucking helpful wouldn't help anything.
I entirely disagree. True, there are quite a few people who can't be assed to read long critiques but there are also quite a few who can be. It's not worthwhile to critique people who have obviously put no creative effort into what they've made but I don't think it's a waste of time at all to critique those who seem to genuinely care about the quality of their work.
Where is your data to back up your statistic?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE WITH THE RED HAT BROWN TRENCH COAT AND SHOTGUN?!?! I miss the old ASSASSIN days. Click Me
I would say I'm the 1%, I've never bitched about how the Newgrounds gang could improve the website, and I've submitted a decent amount of things.
At 1/5/13 02:27 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I've given a lot of constructive criticism in my lifefdasfdsafdsafsda
Oh apparently that's not what this thread was about. I read the OP wrong because 2:30am
point and laugh at me
Foreword: You don't need to be good at something to have an opinion on it. You're allowed to think something sucks, no-one can take that away from you.
You do, however, need to know your shit to criticize it with any degree of accuracy.
At 1/5/13 02:27 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:At 1/5/13 01:32 AM, Lintire wrote: Just shut up and stick to deciding whether or not you like it. Newgrounds as fine as-is, a bunch of uppity assholes running around being oh so fucking helpful wouldn't help anything.I entirely disagree. True, there are quite a few people who can't be assed to read long critiques but there are also quite a few who can be. It's not worthwhile to critique people who have obviously put no creative effort into what they've made but I don't think it's a waste of time at all to critique those who seem to genuinely care about the quality of their work.
Hah, nice work on reading my post.
I'm joking you suck and your critiques suck. Yeah your abhorrent unhelpful critiques were included in the generic umbrella of "everyone here and their patronizing paragraphs can go fuck themselves". You just sit there and fucking go on and on and expect them to interpret words about a visual medium in a constructive manner. Hell you just proved you can't even interpret words divorced of a criticizing context.
Let me save you the fucking trouble and sum up my post so you can't fuck it up so badly next time (hint, it wasn't that it was too long, it was too long-winded. as in you suck):
1) You can't make people better. They have to help themselves. And the minute they start doing that, they don't need some parental guiding hand, just the rulebook and the patience to figure it out. You can't teach humility and the willingness to improve.
2) Everything you could possibly say, someone else has said better. Everything. On art. Your words are redundant, and most of the written advice is repeatable ad nauseum. Doesn't stop you and every silly asshole with the ability to write more then sentence without getting bored just talk talk fucking talk GOD DAMN IT.
What you spew out is just words. Words that don't matter, words that confuse and befuddle a singularly visual medium.
That leaves in your toolbag of goodies to help people:
1) Links. Links to people who know their stuff and have managed to construct brilliant tutorials and everything the budding artist needs to get better. These people know their shit and have layed it out for people to peruse themselves in a manner they feel like, instead of having it spoonfed to them. Doesn't matter how long it is.
2) Demonstrations. Redrawing, repainting, whatever, their art to articulate your personalized ideas in a manner easily applicable by said artist. The less words the better, use your skill to teach. Hell, create a tutorial yourself.
3) No. That's it.
Neither of can be done in the usual pissing newground's reviewing format, are done in the atypical newground's art forum, and are even mildly attempted by YOU.
At 1/4/13 07:14 PM, Wriggle wrote: I guess you don't know the history behind the pic I posted...
hell's angels
At 1/4/13 08:31 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:At 1/4/13 07:10 PM, Wriggle wrote: So, I ask all of YOU, are you a 1%er?i understand this and you're a terrible poster
I agree, you have created general groups without much thought there Mr OP. I can't agree or take part in your survey.
Prone to typos.
I am the 1% against multiculturalism... so I guess that makes me the 1%er man
Multiculturalism sucks...
Most general forum users don't do flash. I'm one of the few that do.
I'm the percent that just comes here for the forums.
Girls just wanna have fun.
i don't think i've touched anything from any portal in over a year
So, I ask all of YOU, are you a 1%er?
ah, ya don't wanna get involved in that shit.
At 1/4/13 07:10 PM, Wriggle wrote: So, I ask all of YOU, are you a 1%er?
I submitted an audio thing. Does that count?
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
At 1/5/13 03:19 AM, Lintire wrote:
You seem to have lots of feelings about this. Far too many feelings. I read your post fine, and my point still stands. I would debate you about why it still stands and its relevance to the content of your last post but the conversation is already descending into insults and swearing so I figure it's not worth it. Have fun with that.
Many submissions suck (including mine.)
Making something decent in flash is difficult. That's something that you never really understand when you don't know any flash.
Forgive them, for they know not what they say.
Heads or tails?
43.23432% of Newgrounds will make serious replies to this thread.
Ar you part of the 56.76568%?
If you have never made me angry you deserve a medal, if you've never made me laugh you're an inanimate object or Jay Leno.
did you know that 47% percent of newgrounds feel as though they're entitled to things
I haven't had the time or the patience to learn and submit.
Get back to me in a year.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
i make shit and dont review/vote much
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At 1/4/13 07:17 PM, saqwert wrote: Newgrounds is ass and so is everyone on it
Aren't you on it, too?
I don't submit flash content specifically, but I've been here for longer than 80% of newgrounds at least, as well as vote on every flash submission in the portal. Ever.