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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 04:35 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 04:26 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Why is it that every female hero and villain in this city is possibly a lesbian?

I love this city.

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 04:43 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 03:41 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Oh Ivy, you are almost more of a flirt than I am.

Care for a drink my dear?

*Starts shaking a cocktail behind the bar*

But of course, you'll have to answer me a riddle. Just a simple one of course. It's customary to answer a riddle before you drink here to prove you're smart enough to be worthy of getting shit faced so to speak. I don't touch the stuff myself but I only see that as more the reason for why I'm the one to serve the drinks. Ah-ha.

*Spits into a glass mug and begins cleaning it*


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 04:56 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 02:17 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/8/13 02:10 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Kiss from the psycho girlfriend of the most deadly and second most dangerous man in Gotham... It's not like his going to be jealous, so gimme that kiss.
(She's poisen ivy now. Provoke is now Harley Quin. Oh, and I found some funny videos by this youtuber, this was the funniest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLp14MKDDU)

Oh I didn't know... Again I would like to have that kiss(pic relevant)
Also,all the badman videos from college humor are funny

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 04:59 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 04:56 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Also,all the badman videos from college humor are funny

(*Chuckles* Yeah. We should all watch them...... WATCH THEM!)


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 05:22 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 04:56 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Oh I didn't know... Again I would like to have that kiss(pic relevant)

Mr. J wouldn't want me to be kissing a goody two shoes viglantie. He'll probably get you killed! *giggles*
But since you insist
MWAH
Hope ya enjoy the hell Mr. J gives ya. Tootles!

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 06:50 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 05:50 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: This is my second in command, Mr. Abramovici

Hah is that the best you have, clown? I can take this freak of nature down with one hand tied behind my back - you know, to even the odds. And afterwards, I'm coming for you, and your delusional girlfriend!

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 08:13 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 05:50 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
I do hate to be the buzzkill but the fun must pause for a minute, for you in particular, Nightwing.

This is my second in command, Mr. Abramovici. He used to be one half of his conjoined twin when they were both working for a Russian circus but they got into a fight and decided to split up on the spot. How you could get through such a delicate surgery with all that anger is completely beyond me! *laughs

But no really, while he's down there trying to pummel you into a nice fresh pulp, I wouldn't recommend any taunts about his one arm because it's he really needs to kill you! Have fun! *passes cigars to onlookers

Joker...seriously. I'm right here, bro.
Never threaten an innocent woman with a super strong henchman when there's an even stronger guy nearby.
Unless Huntress can take care of this herself. Either I kick his ass or she does. There is no third option.

I got a riddle for Abramovici though: The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it? I'll give you a hint: touch Huntress and that's where you're going.

Sorry to steal your gimmick, Riddler, but it felt appropriate for the occasion. Thank you Google!


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 08:26 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 04:02 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 1/8/13 03:43 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/8/13 03:41 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 1/8/13 08:41 AM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Anyone wants a kiss?
Oh Ivy, you are almost more of a flirt than I am.
Don't!
Don't worry, me and Ivy go way back! We have a beautiful relationship :3

Oh the memories!

Well. Its good to be back. I've been taking care of my beauties.

Remember everyone. Plants are our friends.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 09:04 PM Reply

Ah, I'd almost forgotten to make a formal entry and introduction. I'm Man-bat. Hi! My hobbies consist of uncontrollably turning were-bat at the most unpredictable of times as well as being a dick and attacking Batman when it's least convenient for him. At the moment I seem stable, but I could change at any time.
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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 11:32 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 07:22 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/8/13 06:50 PM, Silverdust wrote: Hah is that the best you have, clown? I can take this freak of nature down with one hand tied behind my back - you know, to even the odds. And afterwards, I'm coming for you, and your delusional girlfriend!
Your father couldn't even go through on it but I do have high hopes for when you come along and find me. If you can...

I am not so merciful as my father. It is time you paid the price for the lives you have robbed this world of, Joker! Now where is that circus act brute of yours?!

At 1/8/13 08:13 PM, Glides wrote: Unless Huntress can take care of this herself. Either I kick his ass or she does. There is no third option.

I got this covered, Flyboy. Go find the Riddler's hostages in case the others cant solve him in time!

*Disappears over the rooftops*


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 8th, 2013 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 1/8/13 11:44 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/8/13 11:32 PM, Silverdust wrote: I am not so merciful as my father. It is time you paid the price for the lives you have robbed this world of, Joker! Now where is that circus act brute of yours?!
I'm right here.

Hmmm, I expected more of a fight. Is this some kind of trick?

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:04 AM Reply

Guys I have been busy the past few days so I probably won't be able to post that much, but I am always here.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:09 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:02 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/8/13 11:54 PM, Silverdust wrote: Hmmm, I expected more of a fight. Is this some kind of trick?
YES

A trick from this madman, why am I not in the least surprised.


"Where I fall ten more shall take my place! And one-hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbinger!"-Ollanius Pius

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:02 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/8/13 11:54 PM, Silverdust wrote: Hmmm, I expected more of a fight. Is this some kind of trick?
YES

Holy mother of --

I need help!! Someone get here, I can't handle this alone!

*Fires smoke bolt and hides behind a wall*


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:48 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:18 AM, Silverdust wrote:
At 1/9/13 12:02 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 1/8/13 11:54 PM, Silverdust wrote: Hmmm, I expected more of a fight. Is this some kind of trick?
YES
Holy mother of --

I need help!! Someone get here, I can't handle this alone!

*Fires smoke bolt and hides behind a wall*

Don't worry babe, I got this.

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:54 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:48 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 1/9/13 12:18 AM, Silverdust wrote:
Holy mother of --

I need help!! Someone get here, I can't handle this alone!

*Fires smoke bolt and hides behind a wall*
Don't worry babe, I got this.

Hostages taken care of. How you doing with One Armed Boy, Plastic Man? *breathes frost at the ground, tripping Abramovici* That should help.
Both Ra's Al Ghul and Man-Bat have shown up too.
How you doing, Huntress?


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 12:59 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:54 AM, Glides wrote: How you doing, Huntress?

*Peeks from behind the wall*

Ah, I'm just peachy. Maybe you haven't noticed that giant mutant over there! Damn, and I lost the Joker too. Huntress is off her game tonight - father will be very disappointed.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 01:30 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:59 AM, Silverdust wrote:
At 1/9/13 12:54 AM, Glides wrote: How you doing, Huntress?
*Peeks from behind the wall*

Ah, I'm just peachy. Maybe you haven't noticed that giant mutant over there! Damn, and I lost the Joker too. Huntress is off her game tonight - father will be very disappointed.

I'm here Huntress, I guess you're too much in shock to see me single-handedly beat up this mutant while you shoot the breeze with Sups, but it's cool, I got this.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:34 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 12:54 AM, Glides wrote: Hostages taken care of.

(Ummm, no. You haven't. That's apart of my scene you muppet. Jesus christ is no one going to even try? "Oh riddles, too hard, fuck that let em die.")


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 08:44 AM Reply

At 1/9/13 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote: not that you guys will care

I'm disappointed in you young man.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 03:00 PM Reply

I'm here to drop a present from Mr. J! It's to "stretch".... huh, I wonder who that could be? *giggles*

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 03:05 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 03:00 PM, Provoke wrote: I'm here to drop a present from Mr. J! It's to "stretch".... huh, I wonder who that could be? *giggles*

*Raises an eyebrow*

Seems a waist to use such nice wrapping on it.

*Strolls off singing to himself*

Tears fall in vain, I'm standing in the rain. No matter how I feel, I never seem to know what's real. So sharpen up your knives, stab me in the eyes!


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 04:13 PM Reply

It's 4:14 PM EST on 1/9/2013. Hello Bat crew.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:50 PM Reply

I'm homeless

But at least I'm still sexy!


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:50 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I'm homeless

But at least I'm still sexy!

I'm crazy

But at least I'm still a genius!


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:51 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/9/13 05:50 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I'm homeless

But at least I'm still sexy!
I'm crazy

But at least I'm still a genius!

You go ahead with you crazy self!!!

A flower for you.

*hands you sweet smelling flower*

Dont worry. Its not booby trapped.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:05 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 06:02 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: A flower for you.

*hands you sweet smelling flower*

Dont worry. Its not booby trapped.

I didn't get to where I am now by accepting suspicious flowers from peculiar women.

*Analyzes it with the handle of his cane*

Hehehe, as I thought. I'll be keeping this then.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:23 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 06:05 PM, Confucianism wrot

Hehehe, as I thought. I'll be keeping this then.

Yessss.


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 05:51 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 1/9/13 05:50 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I'm homeless

But at least I'm still sexy!
I'm crazy

But at least I'm still a genius!

I'm made of rubber

But at least I'm still kicking your ass!


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Response to The Bat Crew Jan. 9th, 2013 @ 06:28 PM Reply

At 1/9/13 06:25 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: But at least I'm still kicking your ass!

That's actually not true. You haven't even seen me yet. Oh, and because I've grown bored of waiting. And I'm sure these hostages are too, ah-ha, I'm surprised they're still alive actually. But I digress. Go to the bloody book inside the bloody library and get the bloody Moby Dick hardback edition. Idiots!


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