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Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 05:58 PM Reply

5 prison inmates are suing beer companies because they say their alcohol made them commit their crimes. They're actually saying they had no idea it could be addicting and could cause them to make bad decisions. The kicker is they want them to put warning labels on their products. You know, like the warning labels they already have.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:01 PM Reply

knowing our legal system they'll probably win

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:02 PM Reply

notice that they're all white

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:02 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 06:02 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: notice that they're all white

white folks be crazy?

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:03 PM Reply

I'm suing this clip of a song for being so awesome.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:03 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 05:58 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: 5 prison inmates are suing beer companies because they say their alcohol made them commit their crimes. They're actually saying they had no idea it could be addicting and could cause them to make bad decisions. The kicker is they want them to put warning labels on their products. You know, like the warning labels they already have.

Sad thing is, they'll probably win. Just like the criminal who sued the homeowner of the house he broke into because the owner held him at gunpoint while he called the Police to come and get said criminal. He claimed it put emotional stress on him and his heart, nearly inducing a heartattack. And he won.

Ah, America. Where you can sue anyone at anytime for anything and win.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:05 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 06:03 PM, VJF wrote:
Ah, America. Where you can sue anyone at anytime for anything and win.

I'm sure if the homeowner knew the future. He would have shot him.

My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:39 PM Reply

How ridiculous. That's like suing McDonalds for making you overweight.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:42 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 06:39 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How ridiculous. That's like suing McDonalds for making you overweight.

Someone has done that before.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:47 PM Reply

This one is dumber.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:49 PM Reply

dude

is it possible

to sue and then countersue...

wait a second, dramatic tension

wait for it

almost there

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 06:56 PM Reply

I'm going to sue Sony. If it weren't for the PS3 and its distracting videogames I would obviously be rich by now. Sony stole that from me, and god damn I want it back!

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:38 PM Reply

They could build a pretty strong case with sexual consent rulings and such.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:39 PM Reply

I've heard of dumber actually.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:24 PM Reply

In this litigious society that we live in now, just about anyone could sue anyone or anything for some crock of shit reason, and somehow either win the case and get paid, or at least get a fat settlement out of all this. If I was the judge, I would throw this case out on simple logic, especially since the lawsuits come from prisoners who didn't read the fine print.

God forbid they actually read the goddamn print and realize that excessive alcohol does impair your judgement.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:42 PM Reply

They won't win. Companies have so many highly paid lawyers that are just waiting for this type of shit to happen.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:44 PM Reply

I hope they win. Maybe that'll open up everysheeple's eyes and they'll realize alcohol is bad and stuff.

At 1/3/13 06:56 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: I'm going to sue Sony. If it weren't for the PS3 and its distracting videogames I would obviously be rich by now. Sony stole that from me, and god damn I want it back!

Stop right there. You and I know damn well the PS3 has no gaems.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:46 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 10:44 PM, Chdonga wrote: Stop right there. You and I know damn well the PS3 has no gaems.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:50 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 10:46 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 1/3/13 10:44 PM, Chdonga wrote: Stop right there. You and I know damn well the PS3 has no gaems.
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can someone please hold me and still tell me it's january 2007

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 4th, 2013 @ 01:00 PM Reply

Maybe we have too many lawyers? If we had fewer lawyers. The need more lawsuits might drop.

My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 4th, 2013 @ 01:56 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 06:42 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/3/13 06:39 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How ridiculous. That's like suing McDonalds for making you overweight.
Someone has done that before.

It doesn't surprise me.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 4th, 2013 @ 02:02 PM Reply
At 1/3/13 06:56 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: I'm going to sue Sony. If it weren't for the PS3 and its distracting videogames I would obviously be rich by now. Sony stole that from me, and god damn I want it back!

Video Games stole my productivity, and I could have been more successful in life if they hadn't intervened.

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Response to Could be the dumbest lawsuit ever Jan. 4th, 2013 @ 02:05 PM Reply

Implying frivolous lawsuits get anywhere

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