At 1/3/13 06:54 AM, JulesGatz wrote:
When I want to change my username? :s
On the next full moon, make your way to the graveyeard closest to you. Make sure you arrive before midnight in order to have enough time to shave your goat. Did I mention you had to bring a goat? Because you do. After shaving you companion, ride it 5 times around the biggest tombstone you can find. While doing that, chant the name you would like to have into the the air while cursing at the remains of the deceased and insulting their spirits. As soon as you feel a cold chill go down your neck, abandon your goat and hold your breath. Now, in order for it to work, you have to make it out of the graveyard before having to take a breath again. If you did everything right, you name should be changed within four to six weeks.
Why post it then? You are only wasting valuable hard disk space of our glorious leader.