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At 1/3/13 06:54 AM, JulesGatz wrote: When I want to change my username? :s
On the next full moon, make your way to the graveyeard closest to you. Make sure you arrive before midnight in order to have enough time to shave your goat. Did I mention you had to bring a goat? Because you do. After shaving you companion, ride it 5 times around the biggest tombstone you can find. While doing that, chant the name you would like to have into the the air while cursing at the remains of the deceased and insulting their spirits. As soon as you feel a cold chill go down your neck, abandon your goat and hold your breath. Now, in order for it to work, you have to make it out of the graveyard before having to take a breath again. If you did everything right, you name should be changed within four to six weeks.
Why post it then? You are only wasting valuable hard disk space of our glorious leader.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
At 1/3/13 07:03 AM, JulesGatz wrote:At 1/3/13 07:01 AM, Xenomit wrote:either? both? neither? jim carrey?At 1/3/13 07:00 AM, Sekhem wrote:WadeAt 1/3/13 06:56 AM, Xenomit wrote: Wadetom
you are losing me
Either or! I've messaged both Tom AND Wade on different occasions, and they both got back to me within a few minutes.
At 1/3/13 02:43 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Either or! I've messaged both Tom AND Wade on different occasions, and they both got back to me within a few minutes.
They're the loveliest site owners there ever was.
I could tell you....but then I'll have to kill you.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 1/3/13 03:13 PM, Tankdown wrote: I could tell you....but then I'll have to kill you.
Really, I have no clue.