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Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 20:46:26 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6wk1XySBTk

Ugh.

I'm fucking sick of this trend of turning fairy tales into action movies. It's fucking stupid.

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 20:55:41 Reply

Stopped watching at the semi-automatic crossbow.

I refuse to watch that garbage.

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 20:56:54 Reply

Haven't you learned by now? Hollywood ruins everything. It even ruined Master Roshi.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 20:59:06 Reply

I never watch movies as it is.
But I know for a fact I will make sure I never watch that.

ever

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 21:16:34 Reply

There might be a Pinocchio movie coming out in 2014 or something as well.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 21:28:34 Reply

At 1/2/13 09:16 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: There might be a Pinocchio movie coming out in 2014 or something as well.

No way in hell. Disney would murder whomever might try.

Unless of course it is Disney doing it, in which case god help us all.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 22:39:49 Reply

At 1/2/13 09:28 PM, Angiki wrote: No way in hell. Disney would murder whomever might try.

I'd like to introduce you to my son ... Pinocchio!

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 22:42:27 Reply

At 1/2/13 10:39 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 1/2/13 09:28 PM, Angiki wrote: No way in hell. Disney would murder whomever might try.
I'd like to introduce you to my son ... Pinocchio!

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 22:42:47 Reply

i think it looks badass

reminds me of the fake grindhouse/uhf trailers


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-02 22:47:14 Reply

At 1/2/13 08:46 PM, Darthdenim wrote: I'm fucking sick of this trend of turning fairy tales into action movies. It's fucking stupid.

On the other hand, it might be a fun creative exercise:

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 03:21:52 Reply

Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Online is an action, horror and fantasy movie.This movie is directed by Tommy Wirkola and filmed in 3-D.You can also download Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters here.
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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 03:23:44 Reply

At 1/2/13 08:46 PM, Darthdenim wrote: I'm fucking sick of this trend of turning fairy tales into action movies. It's fucking stupid.

I'm positive about them. Although I haven't seen any of them yet.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 03:32:11 Reply

It would be hot if the brother and sister have a sex scene at the end of the movie

I would be pleasuring myself in the movie theater


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 08:28:24 Reply

At 1/2/13 08:55 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Stopped watching at the semi-automatic crossbow.

I refuse to watch that garbage.

Why would that be the thing that puts you off? I think that particular bit sounds pretty cool.

Still, I don't expect this movie to be good.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 08:31:44 Reply

action movie? meh.

a sick and twisted game? now that's a bit better.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 08:49:12 Reply

I fucking lol'd when she head butted that guy.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 08:51:34 Reply

if you don't condone witch hunting you are most likely: (a) a witch, (b) a blasphemer, (c) a heretic or (d) a combination of or all of the aforementioned

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 12:10:15 Reply

They're also doing one for Jack and the Beanstalk...

There's no stopping them!!!!


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 12:12:15 Reply

It looks cheesy but awesome nonetheless
I'm gonna go see it this weekend

What's not to love about cheesy steampunk-esque gunfights?


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 12:15:39 Reply

At 1/2/13 08:55 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Stopped watching at the semi-automatic crossbow.

I refuse to watch that garbage.

of course because semi-autos are the devil for people like you.

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 12:15:41 Reply

Not 100% sure why but after watching more trailers and shit for this it SOMEHOW reminded me of American McGee's Alice...

though Alice is a tad more "gothic" than that movie...

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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 12:19:23 Reply

At 1/2/13 09:28 PM, Angiki wrote:
At 1/2/13 09:16 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: There might be a Pinocchio movie coming out in 2014 or something as well.
No way in hell. Disney would murder whomever might try.

Unless of course it is Disney doing it, in which case god help us all.

You do know that Disney doesn't own the rights of old fairy tales right?


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-30 13:20:40 Reply

Looks like another "Fuck you, it's January" movie.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-31 04:37:31 Reply

At 1/30/13 08:49 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I fucking lol'd when she head butted that guy.

that was hot i came


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-31 05:04:55 Reply

At 1/30/13 08:31 AM, HighWay wrote: action movie? meh.

a sick and twisted game? now that's a bit better.

A sick and twisted action movie is the best.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-31 05:24:13 Reply

At 1/31/13 04:37 AM, Halberd wrote:
At 1/30/13 08:49 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I fucking lol'd when she head butted that guy.
that was hot i came

You cum a lot.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-31 11:02:20 Reply

How about the greatest soap opera of "The Little Mermaid"? The mermaid kills herself in the end...wait, that one actually happened in the original novel.

Nevermind.


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Response to Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. 2013-01-31 11:25:10 Reply

At 1/31/13 11:02 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How about the greatest soap opera of "The Little Mermaid"? The mermaid kills herself in the end...wait, that one actually happened in the original novel.

Nevermind.

But, but Disney creamed that part out, therefore it's not in the novel! They think of the children!