Would you date a train?

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Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:53 AM Reply

Some of these trains are actually really sexy. I would date some, depends if they're a hot air train or a subway.

What do you think?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:54 AM Reply

WTf is this gay shit NG is going to hell threads about subway and trains on the forums RIP ng


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:55 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:53 AM, Piemix wrote: Some of these trains are actually really sexy. I would date some, depends if they're a hot air train or a subway.

What do you think?

I think I can, I think I can, i think I can.


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:55 AM Reply

Of course not


Why bother trying if we all just end up dying?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:56 AM Reply

I thought you ment that sexual move involving more than 4 guys.

And no
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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:57 AM Reply

Yeah but guys, in this case, wouldn't you settle for a handjob or anything like that?

Would you date a train?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:57 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:56 AM, Provoke wrote: I thought you ment that sexual move involving more than 4 guys.
And no

Only someone like you would think of that


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:58 AM Reply

I would ram my dick right into that train.

Would you date a train?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:59 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:57 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 1/2/13 04:56 AM, Provoke wrote: I thought you ment that sexual move involving more than 4 guys.
And no
Only someone like you would think of that

I know, I have a addiction ;_;

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:03 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:57 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 1/2/13 04:56 AM, Provoke wrote: I thought you ment that sexual move involving more than 4 guys.
And no
Only someone like you would think of that

I-I.....


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:04 AM Reply

You can't date a train, but you can train a date.

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:06 AM Reply

no, but i would have sex with train music

that jr-sh1 has some sexy tunes

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:08 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: I-I.....

Something you want to add?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:08 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:56 AM, Provoke wrote: I thought you ment that sexual move involving more than 4 guys.
And no

Can I take a wild guess here?
2 cocks in the pussy
2 cocks in the ass
1 cock down the throat

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:09 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:08 AM, Provoke wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: I-I.....
Something you want to add?

That's something I would think of

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:13 AM Reply

You motherfuckers, get back on fucking topic I swear to fucking God. You got to be absolutely fucking shitting me right now talking about human sex, you retards.

I'm sitting here talking about the hottest god damn train sex and you pieces of shit are completely destroying the mood

thanks for ruining a perfectly fucking sexy thread about taking a cunting train out to dinner or some shit

fuck you

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:16 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:13 AM, Piemix wrote: I'm sitting here talking about the hottest god damn train sex and you pieces of shit are completely destroying the mood

do you prefer trains or trams

Would you date a train?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:17 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:13 AM, Piemix wrote: I'm sitting here talking about the hottest god damn train sex and you pieces of shit are completely destroying the mood

thanks for ruining a perfectly fucking sexy thread about taking a cunting train out to dinner or some shit

Planes are better

And space shuttles are fucking goddesses


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:19 AM Reply

you can't date a train, that's hella ridiculous... where would you take a train for a date? consider that they can't fit through any doors or stuff like that

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:20 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:17 AM, Xenomit wrote: Planes are better

And space shuttles are fucking goddesses

Newgrounds is probably the most normal site you visit

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:21 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:20 AM, mothballs wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:17 AM, Xenomit wrote: Planes are better

And space shuttles are fucking goddesses
Newgrounds is probably the most normal site you visit

I actually have to break down my concept of normal just to visit this site sometimes.


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:21 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:19 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: you can't date a train, that's hella ridiculous... where would you take a train for a date? consider that they can't fit through any doors or stuff like that

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you can take the amtrak cascades from vancouver all the way down to portland, oregon

that's a RAIL good date!

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:22 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:53 AM, Piemix wrote: Some of these trains are actually really sexy. I would date some, depends if they're a hot air train or a subway.

What do you think?

How the fuck could you date a train?

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:26 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:13 AM, Piemix wrote: fuck you

I find it funny how a thread about trains got derailed.

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:28 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:21 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:19 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: you can't date a train, that's hella ridiculous... where would you take a train for a date? consider that they can't fit through any doors or stuff like that

--supergandhi64
you can take the amtrak cascades from vancouver all the way down to portland, oregon

that's a RAIL good date!

heh-heh, i'm still not sold on the idea, dude. i hate to be that guy but i hear trains are pretty loose. how many people does a train have inside them daily? it boggles the mind

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:53 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 04:54 AM, 24901miles wrote: WTf is this gay shit NG is going to hell threads about subway and trains on the forums RIP ng

You don't like train? You can't honestly tell me you're never had the urge to fuck a train.

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:00 AM Reply

I love it when them trains runover my balls


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:15 AM Reply

I guess you can say that this thread has... Derailed.

YEAAAAH!


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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:31 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:09 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:08 AM, Provoke wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:03 AM, Xenomit wrote: I-I.....
Something you want to add?
That's something I would think of

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Response to Would you date a train? Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:34 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:53 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/2/13 04:54 AM, 24901miles wrote: WTf is this gay shit NG is going to hell threads about subway and trains on the forums RIP ng
You don't like train? You can't honestly tell me you're never had the urge to fuck a train.

No way that's disgusting. Trains are fucking unnatural as the subways which bear them! Metal comes from the soil in carbonaceous ores and veins, it's not meant to be smelted at extreme heat into materials which are then formed into high speed rails, trollies, and engines for the transportation of nouns.


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