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The first tissue! 2013-01-01 21:39:43 Reply

EVERY FUCKING TIME! I get a brand new box of tissue and I go to grab one and because they're so packed together and also because of the way they're folded I'll just end up grabbing fifty bazillion of them. Or I'll knock the whole box over trying to get the fuckers out! EVERY TIME! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?! WHY CAN'T THEY PACK IT DIFFERENTLY?! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHDSNMVBSGVBGDFHBGF6789!!!111!!!FXJHDBD87!!!!!!

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 21:40:29 Reply

#1stworldprobs


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 21:43:55 Reply

Beh why you using tissues when you got sleeves?

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 21:47:07 Reply

At 1/1/13 09:43 PM, saqwert wrote: Beh why you using tissues when you got sleeves?

he can always just lick it up... if you're into that sort of thing


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 21:48:46 Reply

You should either get help with your anger issues or your masturbation problem before you go blaming a poor defenseless box of tissues for your issues.


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:03:04 Reply

Who even uses tissues? Just use TP like a normal person

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:45:16 Reply

At 1/1/13 09:48 PM, VJF wrote: You should either get help with your anger issues or your masturbation problem before you go blaming a poor defenseless box of tissues for your issues.

I'm actually a pretty chill person. And I swear, I had to blow my nose!

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:47:15 Reply

I just use a sock I keep by the computer.

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:47:28 Reply

I can honestly say I've never bought a box of tissues in my entire life


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:50:08 Reply

At 1/1/13 10:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can honestly say I've never bought a box of tissues in my entire life

Real men forcefully shoot their jizz at lesser, weaker individuals and let them deal with the clean up.

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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:52:14 Reply

At 1/1/13 10:50 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote:
At 1/1/13 10:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can honestly say I've never bought a box of tissues in my entire life
Real men forcefully shoot their jizz at lesser, weaker individuals and let them deal with the clean up.

No, I usually wipe it off on my pants/ underwear. I was all my clothes at the end of the day, so it never really messes anything up.


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 22:57:18 Reply

Maybe you need more points in Dexterity. I suggest using your skill points on that.


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Response to The first tissue! 2013-01-01 23:05:12 Reply

At 1/1/13 10:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can honestly say I've never bought a box of tissues in my entire life

They're luxury. TP is the everyman's tool for wiping things and blowing noses.


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