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ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 19:58:22 Reply

IE = Slow and made shitty.
Firefox= To many features weights it down/can get buggy.
Chrome = To light and doesn't have enough features.
Opera= Not compatible with most shit.
Netscape= Same issue as Opera and with a hint of the firefox issues.

Sorry guys, but your arguments over web-browsers are meaningless. THEY ALL SUCK.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 19:59:26 Reply

you forgot Safari


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:00:09 Reply

At 1/1/13 07:59 PM, HighWay wrote: you forgot Safari

Safari = All the problems google chrome has with the slowness of IE.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:00:56 Reply

At 1/1/13 08:00 PM, Wriggle wrote: Safari = All the problems google chrome has with the slowness of IE.

so its really pick your poison, really.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:03:41 Reply

Your argument with firefox is dumb because you don't need to keep any of it's extras.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:04:30 Reply

At 1/1/13 08:00 PM, HighWay wrote:
At 1/1/13 08:00 PM, Wriggle wrote: Safari = All the problems google chrome has with the slowness of IE.
so its really pick your poison, really.

MY browser is the best. It is a browser that uses your brain. You simply surgically insert it and you will never need a computer or browser again! Just hope you don't get hacked!

AND you have nearly unlimited storage! Think of all the porn I can download! :D

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:05:03 Reply

Internet sucks.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:05:15 Reply

Chrome is perfect for people who don't need a whole lot of features.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:06:57 Reply

At 1/1/13 08:05 PM, 3Flay wrote: Chrome is perfect for people who don't need a whole lot of features.

This.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:09:17 Reply

What about Lynx?

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:11:48 Reply

If your mom was a web browser, you could add her to the list.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:12:06 Reply

You will die.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 20:58:39 Reply

At 1/1/13 08:12 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/1/13 08:09 PM, Painbringer wrote: What about Lynx?
why would you use a text-only browser in 2013

Duh, it's for those of us who are totes 1337 hax0rz


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:08:16 Reply

if you hate web browsers then HOW DID YOU POST THIS


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:10:18 Reply

Chromium is best guys Ubuntu ftw

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:10:48 Reply

At 1/1/13 09:08 PM, kanef wrote: if you hate web browsers then HOW DID YOU POST THIS

You can hate something but still use it.
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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:18:38 Reply

At 1/1/13 08:58 PM, 3Flay wrote:
At 1/1/13 08:12 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/1/13 08:09 PM, Painbringer wrote: What about Lynx?
why would you use a text-only browser in 2013
Duh, it's for those of us who are totes 1337 hax0rz

For text browser, I still have Emacs/W3 running somewhere in that bunch of extra APT.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:34:03 Reply

Netscape still exists?

Where do I get it?


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:52:08 Reply

At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: IE = Slow and made shitty.

I'm with you on that.

Chrome = To light and doesn't have enough features.

I think you mean just the right level of features. I don't need bells and whistles. It's a perfectly functional browser and I really appreciate the straightforward simplicity of it.

Netscape= Same issue as Opera and with a hint of the firefox issues.

lol Nobody even uses that anymore.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 21:54:07 Reply

oh it's wriggle.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 22:11:21 Reply

So let's see your arguments and I'll either support or oppose them.

IE = Slow and made shitty.

Support: It's no doubt IE is the world's slowest browser. It has lost countless speed tests and has pretty much lost the "browser wars". Nevertheless, surprisingly, a decent amount of people still use it (Definitely people who live under a rock).

Firefox= To many features weights it down/can get buggy.

Oppose: There aren't too many features in Firefox actually - have you been downloading too many add-ons? I only download add-ons that I need, so it's not too bad. Thanks to the add-on manager, it's easy to remove or disable add-ons as well as change their settings. It's not the fastest - but it has a clean user interface and uses little resources, making it a prime choice for laptop users.

Chrome = To light and doesn't have enough features.

Oppose: It looks light at first, but it doesn't weigh the browser down (Hehe, see what I did there? Okay I'll stop). You can download add-ons like in Firefox and it does have an add-on manager (though not as decent as Firefox's one). It's a great browser, and the world's fastest. Definitely the best product to come from Google (the worst being Google Drive).

Opera= Not compatible with most shit.

Neutral: Meh...

Netscape= Same issue as Opera and with a hint of the firefox issues.

Neutral: No one uses Netscape. Don't be hating.

Safari = All the problems google chrome has with the slowness of IE.

Oppose: Safari is actually much faster than IE is. Way faster. It works fine on Apple devices and in Mac OS, but it's not a good choice for PC and Linux users. Sorry, but Apple hates you. Microsoft IE hates you more though.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 22:12:48 Reply

I use firefox 3.6 and chromium fuck im so hipster

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 22:52:28 Reply

At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: Opera= Not compatible with most shit.

That's not the only problem with Opera. It's complete shit.

Firefox is the best though.

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:10:28 Reply

At 1/1/13 10:52 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: Opera= Not compatible with most shit.
That's not the only problem with Opera. It's complete shit.

When it comes to the iPhone, it does its job. I hate using Safari on that.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:14:25 Reply

At 1/1/13 09:34 PM, w33zl wrote: Netscape still exists?

Where do I get it?

Netscape became Mozilla, and Mozilla became Firefox.

www.firefox.com

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:17:06 Reply

At 1/1/13 11:10 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 1/1/13 10:52 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: Opera= Not compatible with most shit.
That's not the only problem with Opera. It's complete shit.
When it comes to the iPhone, it does its job. I hate using Safari on that.

this. Opera runs buttery smooth on iOS while Safari's okay, and chrome just chokes

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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:19:55 Reply

At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: Chrome = To light and doesn't have enough features.

I guess you're right.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:20:26 Reply

And that's why smart people use Safari.


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:21:26 Reply

At 1/1/13 07:58 PM, Wriggle wrote: Chrome = To light and doesn't have enough features.

That's why I like it


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Response to ALL web browsers suck. 2013-01-01 23:31:41 Reply

Saying they all suck is kind of unreasonable considering they all do what you want them to do in the first place: Surf the web. When it comes down to it, they all do the same thing, and one really isn't "faster" than the other if given enough time. The only reason we download these browsers is because we were tempted to try something different, persuaded by an advertisement, or just attracted to it's style.

For me, Opera is the optimal choice because you can put the info (URL, tabs, etc.) on the right/left hand side. And, as you can imagine, it looks frigging' cool.


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