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We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:40 PM Reply

I mean look at all the rapes that happen every year. We need the government to ban penises.


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:41 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:40 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: I mean look at all the rapes that happen every year. We need the government to ban penises.

No we need to arm women with rape kits and glocks


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:43 PM Reply

no we need to ban women so men will have nothing to rape


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:45 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:43 PM, HighWay wrote: no we need to ban women so men will have nothing to rape

there's much more to the act of raping than women


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:46 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:43 PM, HighWay wrote: no we need to ban women so men will have nothing to rape

No way, we'd all starve if that happened.

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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:47 PM Reply

look at all the people that choke to death every year. we should ban food


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:47 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: look at all the people that choke to death every year. we should ban food

food is more dangerous than rape


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:06 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:48 PM, Elephly wrote:
At 12/31/12 04:47 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: look at all the people that choke to death every year. we should ban food
food is more dangerous than rape

you said it man


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:09 PM Reply

Sometimes in the shower I grab my dick and pretend I'm using it to control a helicopter
Which is what I thought this thread was about

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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:14 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 05:09 PM, saqwert wrote: Sometimes in the shower I grab my dick and pretend I'm using it to control a helicopter
Which is what I thought this thread was about

I thought this thread was about the ability to close your urethra on command.


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:43 PM, HighWay wrote: no we need to ban women so men will have nothing to rape

That's insane, if we do that then men will just rape other men! Penis control is the only thing that can completely stop rape!


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:25 PM Reply

I would miss not having a penis to suck, why ruin all for the minority.


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Response to We need penis control Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 05:31 PM Reply

At 12/31/12 04:40 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: We need the government to ban penises.

Yours first.

*Chop*