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I do, in the morning. I just kinda sing songs I know, even if they suck shit. I don't do it Ferris Bueller style and use a pretend microphone because I just do it without really knowing. It's really out of control.
One time in high school, I showered in my dad's bathroom and I was up early for football practice and I ended up shouting Biggie Smalls. I was really on a roll, I think I went through 2 songs before my dad told be to shut the fuck up.
In college I smoked Warlock Robustos by the dozens at the same time, making me a great Rat Pack impersonator, until I realized that that was an awful combination once I started showering with my girlfriend, or whatever girl I had picked up the night before
So what about you NG?
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I sing many songs in my head while in the shower, somehow it doesn't come out of my mouth. I guess i'd feel weird singing out loud.
I always hear weird things while i'm in the shower though.. like something in my apartment fell over, or the sink turning on. I'm probably just retarded, but it scares me.
I like to sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" while showering. Also trying to get in the habit of sing his other song "Lights Out", but I still don't know all the lyrics just yet. I'm trying my best, though!
Yeah I often do at home, but I don't sing very loudly like some people. I know when I start singing loudly it starts to sound terrible and I don't want my neighbours to hear that.
well... i dont really remember lyrics to shit, so sometimes i try to sing, but mostly i just whistle, i've got much better range and i dont have to be bothered to remember lyrics, i just have to know the melody yano? sometimes i also accompany it with some percussion, either slapping of the thighs, abs, or rhythmic masturba- oh wait, sorry, i forgot you didnt want to know about that...
I am not comfortable in the shower, I may do so in the bath but usually I would just hum or talk and not sing. I am not much of a singer.
I sing if im in a good mood. I woke up today whistling singing in the rain so ill probably sing that when im in the shower. I also occasionally sing when im peeing.
Sometimes I make woman sounds as I masterbate. Does that count?
I know that doesn't count
I do sometimes. And whatever I'm singing that morning, its in my head for the rest of the day.
The other day I was singing God Did It all day long.
At 12/31/12 08:51 AM, Luis wrote: I sing if im in a good mood. I woke up today whistling singing in the rain so ill probably sing that when im in the shower. I also occasionally sing when im peeing.
To get through a full song you must have a well endowed bladder.
At 12/31/12 09:07 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 12/31/12 08:51 AM, Luis wrote: I sing if im in a good mood. I woke up today whistling singing in the rain so ill probably sing that when im in the shower. I also occasionally sing when im peeing.To get through a full song you must have a well endowed bladder.
It takes practice but its possible. Its healthy for you to sing while you pee. It enhances the experience and is good for the cleansing of your bladder, it also prevents heart disease and other ailments.
At 12/31/12 09:19 AM, Luis wrote: It takes practice but its possible. Its healthy for you to sing while you pee. It enhances the experience and is good for the cleansing of your bladder, it also prevents heart disease and other ailments.
I should learn the Song of Healing for such situations.
I used to lie down in the bath tub and jack off perhaps 4 times within 30-60 minutes depending on a variety of factors including water temperature and humidity. I would jizz onto my obese and hairy stomach which would become sticky as shit. It took forever to extract the entangled jizz from my body hair. It was like dingle berries for my stomach. Nowadays I am less extreme with my dick massaging shower routines, only climaxing once per showering interval. My showers rarely exceed 20 minutes nowadys and my jizz no longer attaches to my stomach. I've learned over the past 8 years, I've improved my technique. Simply jacking off in a standing position eliminated the possibility of sticky jizz chest. Eureka.
I sing sometimes
No, I yell tf2 quotes.
*reaches for soap* COWARDS! MOVE GEAR OOP! POOTISPENSER HERE!
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Man, if I'm in a good enough mood.... I'll sing anywhere. In front of anyone.
I'll sing stupid shit to.
I've done it before.
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At 12/31/12 02:10 AM, tox wrote: i piss in the shower
I do sometimes. You gotta aim right at the drain, though. If you shoot that shit down the other end of the bathtub it just tends to linger around there. eew.
As far as singing goes, I will sometimes, if I have something stuck in my head. I try to keep the volume level down, though, as I undoubtedly sound horrible.
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At 12/31/12 03:29 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Man, if I'm in a good enough mood.... I'll sing anywhere. In front of anyone.
I'll sing stupid shit to.
I've done it before.
I do this sometimes too, except I only do it when I'm insulting someone.
I usually just take Beethoven's songs and sing them with curse words.