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I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:23:26 Reply

So this sucks...I'm bored. Ng what do I do?

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:24:24 Reply

Drop your laptop in the tub, but make sure its plugged in.


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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:25:45 Reply

I'm on mah Iphun

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:28:15 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:27 PM, Provoke wrote: Masterbating in a bath is so delightful.

I recommend this for everyone who hasn't done this. Seeing as this is Newgrounds, not many of you.


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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:28:48 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:28 PM, Ultimate-fish wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:27 PM, Provoke wrote: Masterbating in a bath is so delightful.
I recommend this for everyone who hasn't done this. Seeing as this is Newgrounds, not many of you.

How does one masterbate?

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:29:39 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:28 PM, Lageira wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:28 PM, Ultimate-fish wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:27 PM, Provoke wrote: Masterbating in a bath is so delightful.
I recommend this for everyone who hasn't done this. Seeing as this is Newgrounds, not many of you.
How does one masterbate?

And do I just jizz in the water or on myself?..

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:29:46 Reply

Clean yourself up of course.


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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:30:09 Reply

1. Set your phone on vibrate.
2. Shove it up your ass.
3. Post your number in this thread.


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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:31:40 Reply

Go grab a toaster.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:33:04 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:29 PM, Armour wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:28 PM, Lageira wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:28 PM, Ultimate-fish wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:27 PM, Provoke wrote: Masterbating in a bath is so delightful.
I recommend this for everyone who hasn't done this. Seeing as this is Newgrounds, not many of you.
How does one masterbate?
And do I just jizz in the water or on myself?..

Well I always like to draw a target onto a piece of toilet paper, and sorta make a scoreboard every week for the highscore of how fast you can masturbate, then stand up and jizz onto the paper.

One day there will be an Jizz Olympics...

Don't eat drugs. Eat pizza.
I don't think I've ever jacked off to anything that wasn't mixed in with footage of alpacas - Entice

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:37:28 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:32 PM, Provoke wrote:
facepalm.jpg

Is it like peeing when you have to go really hard?

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:54:59 Reply

Guys I am having an issue...i do not know how to get out of a bath.
I did not know what I got myself in to!

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:56:03 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:54 PM, Armour wrote: Guys I am having an issue...i do not know how to get out of a bath.
I did not know what I got myself in to!

stand-up and walk out.


Get lyrically fit!!!!
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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:58:31 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:56 PM, tsukikomi wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:54 PM, Armour wrote: Guys I am having an issue...i do not know how to get out of a bath.
I did not know what I got myself in to!
stand-up and walk out.

What if he has no legs?


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 18:59:33 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:56 PM, tsukikomi wrote:
At 12/30/12 06:54 PM, Armour wrote: Guys I am having an issue...i do not know how to get out of a bath.
I did not know what I got myself in to!
stand-up and walk out.

I tried but I somehow nearly drowned!

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 20:45:00 Reply

With a name like "Armour" and the fact that you're taking a bath, I don't even need to look at your profile to know that you're from the UK.

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 20:56:07 Reply

1. Find a fly in the house
2. Pick off it's wings
3. Pick it up with your tweezers and place it on your helmet
4. Allow it to run round your helmet, wanking you off.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.
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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 20:59:51 Reply

pictures? you're probably not even in the bath.


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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 21:01:26 Reply

At 12/30/12 08:59 PM, selena wrote: pictures? you're probably not even in the bath.

We're on the internet. Everything's true.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.
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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 22:19:38 Reply

Be sure to clean behind your ears beh, that's a place where lots of people neglect. GUILTYYYYYYYYYY

I'm such a bitch

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 22:42:05 Reply

At 12/30/12 06:29 PM, Armour wrote: And do I just jizz in the water or on myself?..

I hope you run for president one day so that some cunt can run a smear campaign on you, flooding fox news with this phrase all day all year.


I go to school to study how high frequency sound waves can heal, ...or KILL.

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 22:50:46 Reply

At 12/30/12 10:43 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 12/30/12 10:42 PM, Gramiscus wrote: I hope you run for president one day so that some cunt can run a smear campaign on you, flooding fox news with this phrase all day all year.
joke's on you, british people can't run for president.

That's why I said fox news, obviously.


I go to school to study how high frequency sound waves can heal, ...or KILL.

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Response to I'm in a bath 2012-12-30 22:55:40 Reply

At 12/30/12 08:59 PM, selena wrote: pictures? you're probably not even in the bath.

I doubt I would have been in there for 3 hours from the time of your post.
If you asked earlier you would have had a gallery.

Maybe next time.

Thank you NG, my bath experience was top notch, battleships were sunk and bubbles were made.