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4.13 / 5.00 17,608 Viewsmy marriage would no longer be valid under texas law so i'd have to move to another state or something
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1. Go to Spencer's
2. Buy Dildo
3. Use
4. Shoot self
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I'd be a pretty ugly chick, but then again I'm a pretty ugly dude so that's nothing new.
Just do what I'm doing now, being an isolated loser. Probably pretend I was a guy with feminine features for as long as possible, then die alone as planned.
Check out my tits and masturbate.
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
Masturbate in front of a mirror for about an hour, then find a lady of the night (clean and drug free) and have sensual lesbionic escapades for an extended period of time
masturbate ajnd play with mah boobs heehehe XDDDDDDDDD so ebun :-D
OP is confused.
Gender is masculine or feminine.
Sex is male or female.
So for example, PrjncessLuna's sex is male, but her gender is feminine.
At 12/29/12 06:19 PM, PrincessLuna wrote: I'd make a new Newgrounds account.
Nothing would change for you huh
As for me, I'd play with my boobs
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These guys have serious skills
Play with myself. I've always wondered how female orgasms felt like.
Puddin'?
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At 12/29/12 06:12 PM, darkjam wrote: the first thing you would do is?
Inform my partner.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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