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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Honestly, I would want to know what it feels like to have sex with a vagina. I really can't imagine, but I'd probably just play with my vagina lips and flap them around silly first.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 07:40 PM Reply

I find it funny how the majority of posters on this topic ar boys, and only two are girls, i guess i shows that the internet is a mans world.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 07:47 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 07:35 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:54 PM, headphoamz wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:12 PM, darkjam wrote: the first thing you would do is?
Obviously I'd try to suck myself off somehow.
You would probably die trying, or at the very least injure your neck or back.

hah. This makes me think of Clerks.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:15 PM Reply

Use my vagina as a storage for items I might need, so my purse basically.

That'll be $10.50? Lemme just reach on up into the pink goochie and see what we can't dig out.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:17 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 07:40 PM, darkjam wrote: I find it funny how the majority of posters on this topic ar boys, and only two are girls, i guess i shows that the internet is a mans world.

those are the only two women on NG

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 09:07 PM Reply

Wouldn't have to do anything, I'd live a happy life.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 06:44 PM, selena wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:16 PM, Mismo wrote: Hate to tell you, but that gets old really fast.
You're probably right. I'd do that until boredom, then hit it to test the pain

Youd dont want to hit your balls. Not only does it really really really hurt, it also makes you feel extremely sick and will pretty much incapacitate you for several minutes with unbearable pain.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:43 AM Reply

I would leave my Newgrounds account.

At 12/29/12 06:19 PM, PrincessLuna wrote: I'd make a new Newgrounds account.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:45 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 07:40 PM, darkjam wrote: I find it funny how the majority of posters on this topic ar boys, and only two are girls, i guess i shows that the internet is a mans world.

Nahh. There's way more girls than guys on the Internet.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:54 AM Reply

At 12/30/12 01:45 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 12/29/12 07:40 PM, darkjam wrote: I find it funny how the majority of posters on this topic ar boys, and only two are girls, i guess i shows that the internet is a mans world.
Nahh. There's way more girls than guys on the Internet.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 05:08 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 06:16 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:15 PM, selena wrote: Swing my cock around
Hate to tell you, but that gets old really fast.

No it doesn't. This is just a downright lie.

It starts off as just about the greatest thing possible, then you meet someone who wants to actually look at it/touch it. Then you get this sweet ability to do the helicopter and wave it around infront of someone who is interested in watching it flop like a fish out of water. You're young, my friend.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 08:50 AM Reply

At 12/30/12 05:08 AM, Senri wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:16 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:15 PM, selena wrote: Swing my cock around
Hate to tell you, but that gets old really fast.
No it doesn't. This is just a downright lie.

It starts off as just about the greatest thing possible, then you meet someone who wants to actually look at it/touch it. Then you get this sweet ability to do the helicopter and wave it around infront of someone who is interested in watching it flop like a fish out of water. You're young, my friend.

I'm actually older than you (by a year), but you made it sound so fantastic so I might try it again.

... Someday


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 09:52 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 07:14 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: That depends.

If it was some sort of magical gender swap where I became an actual, biological woman

I would panic, and then try to hide myself from people I've met before. Then I'd get used to it.


If it was a surgical gender swap then I'd shoot myself.

Pretty much this.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 09:56 AM Reply

be a leading example, act like a total man.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 12/30/12 09:56 AM, kanef wrote: be a leading example, act like a total man.

Or be a dick and piss people off, that is shitloads of fun!


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 06:51 PM, selena wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:46 PM, 24901miles wrote: hitting dick = erection

hitting balls = 1 of 2 possibilities, either you attack the thing that hit the balls, or you double over in pain
A dick can be hit without pain? I didn't know :). Do you have any ballcrushing stories?

Getting hit in the dick doesn't hurt NEARLY as much as getting hit in the balls. One time me and some buddies were playing football, and it hit me in the balls going at full speed. I laid on the ground for 20 minutes in pain :(


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Touch my tits


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:13 PM Reply

I'd *shlck shlck shlck* instead of *fap fap fap*.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 06:44 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 12/29/12 06:35 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Probably make a thread about my penis.
Penis are overrated. I want a pussy.

this, I'll cut mines off.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

haha


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:24 PM Reply

Being a lesbian would be fun.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 03:45 PM Reply

Buy a chastity belt. I don't want a certain friend of mine raping me, since he said himself "Dude, if you were a girl, I would just go nutshit all over for you"

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 06:03 PM Reply

At 12/30/12 03:40 PM, Provoke wrote:

:kinda a little fantasy of mine.
Well to each their own.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 06:04 PM Reply

I'd have hot lesbian sex with my girlfriend.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 06:10 PM Reply

1. Go to Spencer's

2. Buy Dildo

3. Use

4. Shoot self

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 02:32 AM Reply

I'd be a pretty ugly chick, but then again I'm a pretty ugly dude so that's nothing new.

Just do what I'm doing now, being an isolated loser. Probably pretend I was a guy with feminine features for as long as possible, then die alone as planned.

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 03:12 AM Reply

fap

wait i mean schlick


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 03:18 AM Reply

Check out my tits and masturbate.


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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 06:32 AM Reply

Masturbate in front of a mirror for about an hour, then find a lady of the night (clean and drug free) and have sensual lesbionic escapades for an extended period of time

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Response to if you changed genders Dec. 31st, 2012 @ 06:54 AM Reply

masturbate ajnd play with mah boobs heehehe XDDDDDDDDD so ebun :-D


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