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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 03:43 PM Reply

I don't talk to my penis anymore, he's a dick.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 03:54 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 03:40 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 12/29/12 12:49 PM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 12/29/12 12:45 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
foreskin

First of all, get that shit circumcised son.
NG is a sick place, but I think genital mutilation is a little too far, even for NG

Anyway, OP, just stop jerking off for a while.

How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 03:59 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.

We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.

Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.

Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:08 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 03:59 PM, Jester wrote: We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.

Evidently we also live in a world where it's okay to slice up an infant's genitals because they did it 2000 years ago.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:11 PM Reply

Dude, its not that bad at all. In fact, i jerk off 3 times a day and i still cum too fast during sex. Women will love you in bed.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:15 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:08 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 12/29/12 03:59 PM, Jester wrote: We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.
Evidently we also live in a world where it's okay to slice up an infant's genitals because they did it 2000 years ago.

That's actually French for "Look at me look at me look at me I want to argue."

My penis is desensitized.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:26 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:15 PM, Jester wrote: That's actually French for "Look at me look at me look at me I want to argue."

Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:51 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:26 PM, LemonCrush wrote:

Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)

>adult
>posting on internet forum
>almost 2013

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 04:55 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:51 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote:
At 12/29/12 04:26 PM, LemonCrush wrote:

Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)
>adult
>posting on internet forum
>almost 2013

>newgrounds
>implying implications

My penis is desensitized.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 05:09 PM Reply

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My penis is desensitized.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:06 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.
Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.

Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?

Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.

ahaha

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:17 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.

That's a little insensitive

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.

Brutal mutilation of infants in the name of religion. THAT'S a dick move.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM Reply

If you can last that long fuck chicks.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM Reply

Sex will be different.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 10:00 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank post

How the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?

Only on the internet.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 10:01 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 02:57 PM, Jester wrote: Maybe if you dropped the brony thing you'd have a woman to use that talent on

>Implying vaginas are worth MLP.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 11:23 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 10:00 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank post
How the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?

Only on the internet.

Because people just can't get along.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 10:33 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 10:00 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank post
How the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?

Only on the internet.

This thread is way better now that it is about the ethics of circumcision. No one cares about your inferior dick.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:49 PM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 12/29/12 12:45 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
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First of all, get that shit circumcised son.

Yeah, cutting off more nerve endings should definitely bring the sensation back to your penis.


Because I know only stupid people increase the birth rate
I'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 11:11 AM Reply

Talk to Ronald Penis Clown McDonald or Ripper Roo for some advice, they would know. Also talk to Drew Pickles.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 11:27 AM Reply

Taking ages to get off isn't a bad thing, no woman likes a man who's done as soon as they stick it in them.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 11:32 AM Reply

stick a million needles into you penis shaft and penis head, wire them up to a high voltage and watch out your ejaculate a mile long


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 12:26 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:47 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Get into orgasm denial.

Trixie approves of this idea.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:07 PM Reply

At 12/30/12 11:27 AM, Rachel wrote: Taking ages to get off isn't a bad thing, no woman likes a man who's done as soon as they stick it in them.

On the other hand, most women don't want to go on and on and on forever. Unless it's really mind blowing. But for average sex...they kinda want the same thing guys want. To cum, and then go on with their day...or sleep, or whatever.

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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 02:02 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:47 PM, saqwert wrote: Join me as I embark on no fap '13. I started already, already got a day down. Maybe you'll gain some feeling back
I also lost some sensitivity today because I hit myself in the dick with a cat toy. I'm definitely pissing blood. Needless to say I kicked the cat across the room

I'm totally in, hit my cat in the dick with a sex toy as initiation


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 02:04 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 04:06 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.
Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.

Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?

I understand that It's not right, I don't agree with it, but you were making it sound like its something not to be talked about.


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 02:06 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 01:49 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
lol just kidding

lol


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Response to My penis is desensitized. Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 02:12 PM Reply

you should beat the shit out of your dick

punch it over and over again until it has no choice but to spurt out the happy juice

you might cry after the first time, but you'll get used to it

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