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4.27 / 5.00 12,282 ViewsI don't talk to my penis anymore, he's a dick.
If you have never made me angry you deserve a medal, if you've never made me laugh you're an inanimate object or Jay Leno.
At 12/29/12 03:40 PM, LemonCrush wrote:At 12/29/12 12:49 PM, SmartyPants wrote:NG is a sick place, but I think genital mutilation is a little too far, even for NGAt 12/29/12 12:45 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:foreskin
First of all, get that shit circumcised son.
Anyway, OP, just stop jerking off for a while.
How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.
At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.
We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Man do I love cereal. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam.
At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.
Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.
Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?
At 12/29/12 03:59 PM, Jester wrote: We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.
Evidently we also live in a world where it's okay to slice up an infant's genitals because they did it 2000 years ago.
Dude, its not that bad at all. In fact, i jerk off 3 times a day and i still cum too fast during sex. Women will love you in bed.
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At 12/29/12 04:08 PM, LemonCrush wrote:At 12/29/12 03:59 PM, Jester wrote: We live in a world where people will argue on the internet about one another's dicks.Evidently we also live in a world where it's okay to slice up an infant's genitals because they did it 2000 years ago.
That's actually French for "Look at me look at me look at me I want to argue."
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Man do I love cereal. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam.
At 12/29/12 04:15 PM, Jester wrote: That's actually French for "Look at me look at me look at me I want to argue."
Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)
At 12/29/12 04:26 PM, LemonCrush wrote:
Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)
>adult
>posting on internet forum
>almost 2013
At 12/29/12 04:51 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote:At 12/29/12 04:26 PM, LemonCrush wrote:>adult
Hi, I'm an adult. We have opinions, not everything is related to the internet or internet-dependent. :)
>posting on internet forum
>almost 2013
>newgrounds
>implying implications
I'll love you forever
Cool people have lots of text here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.
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At 12/29/12 04:06 PM, LemonCrush wrote:At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.
Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?
Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.
ahaha
At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.
That's a little insensitive
At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Comparing circumcision to genocide is kind of a dick move.
Brutal mutilation of infants in the name of religion. THAT'S a dick move.
If you can last that long fuck chicks.
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank post
How the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?
Only on the internet.
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At 12/29/12 02:57 PM, Jester wrote: Maybe if you dropped the brony thing you'd have a woman to use that talent on
>Implying vaginas are worth MLP.
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At 12/29/12 10:00 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank postHow the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?
Only on the internet.
Because people just can't get along.
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At 12/29/12 10:00 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:At 12/29/12 05:09 PM, Piemix wrote: Blank postHow the fuck did this thread about my dick getting desensitized turn into a debate about the ethics of circumcision?
Only on the internet.
This thread is way better now that it is about the ethics of circumcision. No one cares about your inferior dick.
Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
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At 12/29/12 12:49 PM, SmartyPants wrote:At 12/29/12 12:45 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:foreskin
First of all, get that shit circumcised son.
Yeah, cutting off more nerve endings should definitely bring the sensation back to your penis.
Because I know only stupid people increase the birth rate
I'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank
Talk to Ronald Penis Clown McDonald or Ripper Roo for some advice, they would know. Also talk to Drew Pickles.
For all of you idiots born from 1993-1999, enjoy listening to your crappy One Direction and Justin Bieber crap of your childhood. Go back to watching Jersey Shore.
Taking ages to get off isn't a bad thing, no woman likes a man who's done as soon as they stick it in them.
stick a million needles into you penis shaft and penis head, wire them up to a high voltage and watch out your ejaculate a mile long
At 12/29/12 12:47 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Get into orgasm denial.
Trixie approves of this idea.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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At 12/30/12 11:27 AM, Rachel wrote: Taking ages to get off isn't a bad thing, no woman likes a man who's done as soon as they stick it in them.
On the other hand, most women don't want to go on and on and on forever. Unless it's really mind blowing. But for average sex...they kinda want the same thing guys want. To cum, and then go on with their day...or sleep, or whatever.
At 12/29/12 12:47 PM, saqwert wrote: Join me as I embark on no fap '13. I started already, already got a day down. Maybe you'll gain some feeling back
I also lost some sensitivity today because I hit myself in the dick with a cat toy. I'm definitely pissing blood. Needless to say I kicked the cat across the room
I'm totally in, hit my cat in the dick with a sex toy as initiation
At 12/29/12 04:06 PM, LemonCrush wrote:At 12/29/12 03:54 PM, Jeffyx wrote: How is that too far? A majority of American's are circumcised. It's really not that big of a deal.Just because it's a majority doesn't make it right.
Lots of German's were nazi's too. Is that okay?
I understand that It's not right, I don't agree with it, but you were making it sound like its something not to be talked about.
At 12/29/12 01:49 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:lol just kidding
lol
Join The Bat Crew. Be a superhero. Get a cool sig.
you should beat the shit out of your dick
punch it over and over again until it has no choice but to spurt out the happy juice
you might cry after the first time, but you'll get used to it
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