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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:12 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, TheElephant wrote:
At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.
disgusting :(

I would get the horses to stand around the bed and vomit in real time, yo. You've just.... got.... to tickle their throats.... a.... little... bit

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:12 PM Reply

I must of been drunk again...


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:13 PM Reply

I would somewhat erotically say "Helloooo".


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:13 PM Reply

I'd sit on your face until orgasm or your death


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:15 PM Reply

I would go across the room to my computer and sign up to an internet forum website and make loads of slutty posts.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Toss you out the window and give your woman the rod of potency

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:16 AM Reply

Stick my penis in your mouth.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:13 PM, selena wrote: I'd sit on your face until orgasm or your death

You can orgasm JUST from sitting on someones face?


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:24 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:18 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: You can orgasm JUST from sitting on someones face?

I meant grind my clitoris + smother him


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:31 AM Reply

You'd be arrested for molesting a child molester after being shot in the leg by my father.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:31 AM Reply

I'd shove you until you're awake and make you get back into your own bed. I wouldn't think anything of the smile because I hate people in my bed more than I'd be bothered by getting fucked in my sleep.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 12:33 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:31 AM, NuclearWarfare wrote: You'd be arrested for molesting a child after being shot in the leg by my father.

Fixed!


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 12:24 AM, selena wrote:
At 12/29/12 12:18 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: You can orgasm JUST from sitting on someones face?
I meant grind my clitoris + smother him

Do you have a big ass?


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 01:09 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:12 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: I would get the horses to stand around the bed and vomit in real time, yo. You've just.... got.... to tickle their throats.... a.... little... bit

You forget one important thing: Horses can't vomit.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 05:27 PM Reply

".... SCOOORE!"

If you woke up to me sleeping


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM Reply

Wait wait wait wait wait I forgot to mention

This is what I will look like

If you woke up to me sleeping


I have a penis

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 01:29 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: Do you have a big ass?

No, medium sized idk


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 11:08 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 10:48 PM, Wegra wrote: Wait wait wait wait wait I forgot to mention

This is what I will look like

I'd probably be scared shitless.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:36 AM Reply

"Where am I? What are you doing?! NOOOOO!"

Then kick you in the balls and run for the door of the barn.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 01:40 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 10:48 PM, Wegra wrote: Wait wait wait wait wait I forgot to mention

This is what I will look like

I'd ask how you got the megaman hat past the prison guards


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Some mellow jazz

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 04:45 AM Reply

shoot you and then myself

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 30th, 2012 @ 10:38 AM Reply

At 12/29/12 10:48 PM, Wegra wrote: Wait wait wait wait wait I forgot to mention

This is what I will look like

In that case, I'd steal your hat first. Then killing you should be easier.


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