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If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 08:09 AM Reply

With a smile on my face what would you say or do to me :)


I have a penis

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 08:10 AM Reply

mike i thought we talked about the restraining order.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 08:14 AM Reply

Ugghhh I just woke up in the position I fell asleep in, which was one of musing and wonder. Not warmth.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 08:15 AM Reply

"Why the fuck is there some guy in my bed, there's barely any place for me to sleep here, why is he smiling"
I would probably say something like that and maybe I would recognize that it's someone from Newgrounds and after saying that I would wake you up and tell you to GTFO.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:10 AM Reply

Go in dry

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:14 AM Reply

I'd touch your penis.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 10:28 AM Reply

I'd ask you where the fuck my breakfast was.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 10:44 AM Reply

I'd book a trip to Australia.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 10:49 AM Reply

Mainly wonder how the hell you got in my room because I have a lock on my door.

I dont like people just...walking in my room while I'm asleep.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 11:05 AM Reply

Kill you, and then fry you and eat you for breakfast. You're lucky you're a guy, because otherwise I'd rape your corpse first.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 11:06 AM Reply

Slap your penis off.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:10 AM, saqwert wrote: Go in dry

i love saqwert and his jokes about sodomy


hi look at me music just click here

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 11:22 AM Reply

At 12/28/12 08:09 AM, Wegra wrote: With a smile on my face what would you say or do to me :)

I would be getting the hell out ASAP.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 11:54 AM Reply

I'd take the knife out from under my pillow and stab you.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 12:28 PM Reply

I would probably snuggle on you until it got weird.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 01:35 PM Reply

I would spoon you so good gurl!


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 01:36 PM Reply

Cuddle on you.


What comes around goes around...

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 02:38 PM Reply

I'd be scared and attempt to wake up to another world.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:05 PM Reply

I don't know about you, but I hate waking up with a killer boner trying to replicate Prison Break.

If you woke up to me sleeping


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd touch your penis.

I would also touch your penis.

No homo though, I swear.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:32 PM Reply

I would most likely make eggs and toast while I wait for you to awaken.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:36 PM Reply

smash you straight in your face

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:42 PM Reply

Call the 5-0.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 03:54 PM Reply

Stab you with scissors. Kick you in the nuts. Push you out the window.

Pedophile.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:01 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:00 PM, TheElephant wrote: i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.

Sounds like something a kid I know of would say (he's immature as fuck).


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:05 PM Reply

Call the police for breaking and entering while bashing you over the head with my baseball bat

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:05 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:01 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
At 12/28/12 09:00 PM, TheElephant wrote: i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.
Sounds like something a kid I know of would say (he's immature as fuck).

haha but come on it wood be epic cuz then dingdong is stuck :P
so yeah am not imature


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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.

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Response to If you woke up to me sleeping Dec. 28th, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.

disgusting :(


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