Post your first post posters

[Xenomit]

Screen cap your very first post and link the thread, so that we can all laugh at eachother and want to punch our younger selves in the balls

[Xenomit]

Fuck myself in the dickhole, I broke my own rules

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1258679

[TheColourAwesome]

I'm not screencapping anything when I can just link to it. I'm linking to my second post because I think it's hilarious.

[Sword-of-Kings]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1175401#bbspost21336894_
post_text

I was an idiot back then.

[Phobotech]

The only reason I'm posting this is because I hope this makes you feel better about your first post.

It's so embarrassing it hurts. It's also worth noting that NONE of these things happened.

Also "Peace Out"

Also I pulled a superghandi and included a "sig" at the bottom of each post for a while.

At 10/17/03 10:43 PM, Phobotech wrote: I, Phobotech, am about to come out with a series of SERIES! That's right! And rest assured, all shall be loved by all! So far, I have 4 entirely different series that are being worked on as you read this; There is "Whibbles!" (don't worry, you'll find out...) "I.N.S.E.C.T. Mercenaries", "Jack Skelington visits Newgrounds" and a joint effort called "The Prettz Saga" If you want to find out more, you can either wait a lil' bit, or you could just Email me. Don't worry though, they CANNOT be crap, and I wont submit them until THEY ARE PERFECT! Expect to see them in between now and a month or two. Peace Out!

Phobos Technology Inc. Phobotech.

[saqwert]

Fucking groundbreaking

[TheColourAwesome]

At 12/27/12 11:52 PM, saqwert wrote: Fucking groundbreaking

I laughed pretty hard.

[vannila-guerilla]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/542104

I still stand by this position.

I posted this after watching a friend text me "lol" at the end of his sentence, even though I watched him as he didn't laugh at all.

[MrPercie]

"The "blades" Sword from oblivion which is some kick ass katana."

First post and already I have proven my autism nerd level.

My second post, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I wrote that.

[Jeffyx]

I spelled probably wrong... How embarrassing.

This was my first, but most of my other posts back then were immature.

[Jeffyx]

Woops, this is my first post. It was a link to my shitty piece of shit of a game, and I posted this in General, not knowing any better.

Wow, I was a prick.

[tsukikomi]

Just look through my post history.

[Piemix]

At 12/27/12 11:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Screen cap your very first post and link the thread, so that we can all laugh at eachother and want to punch our younger selves in the balls

younger self? it wasn't that long ago, it was like not even a year and a half

[Amaranthus]

All my first post had shit grammar.

[Mismo]

Smeh.

[TheElephant]

i dont want to. its to embarasing.

[Digitaaliklosetti]

If anyone actually wanted to read that they could click on the profile and flip back a few pages. You can do that with literally any user.

This thread is super dumb.

[Phobotech]

At 12/28/12 07:53 AM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: If anyone actually wanted to read that they could click on the profile and flip back a few pages. You can do that with literally any user.

This thread is super dumb.

Brilliant 775th post, Digitaalilosetti...you're going to be super embarrassed when you read what you've been posting, like, ten years from now lololololol

[wankwest]

This was before i knew Nicki Minaj had implants.
I feel so embarrassed, i want to fucking kill myself.

[Insanctuary]

I Was A Professional

[VJF]

Mine was really boring but informative:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1285937

[Urban-Champion]

Damn it! I made this account because i had another one that had some genuinely noobish material to it. Can't find it though... this will just have to do.

I'm actually genuinely surprised. I thought my posts would be much more retarded than this. bet if i dug deeper i could find some real dirt on myself though.

[DarkMatter]

At 12/27/12 11:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Screen cap your very first post and link the thread, so that we can all laugh at eachother and want to punch our younger selves in the balls

Maybe later, spoiler alert my first post and every subsequent post was awesome, everyone hates me for it.

[LiquidFire]

At 12/28/12 12:21 AM, Piemix wrote:

At 12/27/12 11:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Screen cap your very first post and link the thread, so that we can all laugh at eachother and want to punch our younger selves in the balls

younger self? it wasn't that long ago, it was like not even a year and a half

Not to mention he hasn't really matured since that.

[dem0lecule]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/935986

[Slint]

I'd rather not.

[VJF]

At 12/28/12 08:20 PM, Slint wrote: I'd rather not.

Why? What would be so embarrassing about this:

[Jeffyx]

At 12/28/12 08:20 PM, Slint wrote: I'd rather not.

I'm sorry Slint, I just had too.

[Tomsan]

At 12/27/12 11:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Screen cap your very first post and link the thread, so that we can all laugh at eachother and want to punch our younger selves in the balls

wow you made 10k posts in one and a half year? thats a questionable achievement. Go out much?

[SneakyGameBoy]

My little brother actually posted this when I didn't cared or knew that BBS existed. So in this post his hormones were going crazy so he made this thread to "blow some steam off".