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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsNo, none of that No Fap September/December/Whatever the fuck month shit. I mean this.
Okay, for those of you who don't wanna read that, the gist of things is that if you go without masturbating or watching porn for supposedly a week at least, it'll make you more confident with approaching women. To put it simply, it's pretty much because when you go a long time without jizzing, you're body's gonna keep leaning towards the goal of releasing somehow. You'll be able to talk to women (especially ones you don't know) much easier.
Is anyone willing to try this? I've only gone like, 3 days I think, and I admit it can get pretty hard, but why not give it a go? If you honestly don't see any changes, then feel free to slap your balls into oblivion to the hottest lesbians scissoring you can find.
why not actually practice talking to women, by, i don't know, talking to women?
Mmmm, that sounds like an idea. More than likely a good one too.
HOW IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE.
IT JUST INVOLVES NOT USELESSLY MASHING YOUR HANDS AGAINST YOUR GENITALS.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE EASIEST SHIT ANYONE COULD EVER DO, BECAUSE IT INVOLVES DOING NOTHING.
Kellog's 30-day bullshit challenge is harder then this, because at least that involves poring cereal into a fucking bowl and feverishly ignoring how much of a gullible dunderfuck you have to be to fall for a ploy like that. Not to mention you'd have to be fifty different flavours of FUCKSTICK RETARDED to think that your pathetic dick-flailing has anything to do with your social skills.
If you're that stupid then you could power through this shitty "challenge" on sheer mind-numbing placebo power ALONE.
At 12/26/12 02:06 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: why would you need to sexually deprive yourself to be better at talking to women
why not actually practice talking to women, by, i don't know, talking to women?
Well of course you could just do that, but if you're not thinking to yourself "If I don't succeed, I can just do it myself later", it has the potential to drive you to keep at talking to women when you fail once.
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At 12/26/12 02:06 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: why would you need to sexually deprive yourself to be better at talking to women
why not actually practice talking to women, by, i don't know, talking to women?
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At 12/26/12 02:17 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: if you think that way then maybe you just don't like companionship, and if you say "a bloo bloo why does nobody love meeeeeee ;_;" then it's your own fucking fault, and no amount of will to not fuck yourself is gonna change a damn thing.
If you don't want to date or fuck anyone in the first place, then obviously this doesn't apply to you, and if you sit and complain about your loneliness, you won't get anywhere either, but pushing yourself to do (or in this case, not do) something is of course gonna play a role in whether you actually do it if you're not a cynical douche.
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At 12/26/12 02:30 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: if you're not a cynical douche you could also put your cancer into remission by wishing really hard. the placebo effect has been known to do some pretty weird shit, so you could probably just take a sugar pill that someone said helps you talk to women instead of not fucking yourself just because you want to get with the ladies.
You can push yourself to kick a habit. You can't push yourself kick a disease, so don't compare the two.
At 12/26/12 02:34 AM, N30Chaos wrote: You can push yourself to kick a habit. You can't push yourself kick a disease, so don't compare the two.
thanks for reading the first sentence of my post and nothing else, it really shows your skill in debating
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Actually I feel way better when I am limiting the times I fap. There is some science to it, I read it before. It's not a placebo effect, it maybe does something with how you release hormones or whatever chemicals.
i've never had a problem talking to chicks so it'd be a pointless challenge
At 12/26/12 02:41 AM, ChloBro wrote: i've never had a problem talking to chicks so it'd be a pointless challenge
If you're getting laid a lot you wouldn't need to fap either.
At 12/26/12 02:37 AM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote:At 12/26/12 02:34 AM, N30Chaos wrote: You can push yourself to kick a habit. You can't push yourself kick a disease, so don't compare the two.thanks for reading the first sentence of my post and nothing else, it really shows your skill in debating
I know exactly what you said, I didn't respond to it because there wasn't a point. What I wanna say is right there.
At 12/26/12 02:44 AM, N30Chaos wrote: I know exactly what you said, I didn't respond to it because there wasn't a point. What I wanna say is right there.so you decided to respond to a small comment in my post instead of attacking the main thing. that's not how this works
I responded to that comment only because I figured it'd all still lead back to how you don't believe kicking this habit will do anything. If you really want an answer that much, then refer to what I said in the OP.
To put it simply, it's pretty much because when you go a long time without jizzing, you're body's gonna keep leaning towards the goal of releasing somehow.
I wouldn't compare to taking a sugar pill, because if you're actually feeling a change, you won't have to fabricate anything.
At 12/26/12 03:05 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: i'm done arguing for tonight. at least now i remember why arguing on the internet is a pointless waste of time and energy.
Because one side's always more close-minded than the other? It's like that in real life too.
At 12/26/12 02:42 AM, o0-0o wrote:At 12/26/12 02:41 AM, ChloBro wrote: i've never had a problem talking to chicks so it'd be a pointless challengeIf you're getting laid a lot you wouldn't need to fap either.
Not necessarily the case. I cum rarely during sex, it's been a couple months for me with my current partner.
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having to sleep in a puddle of your own jizz for the sake of talking to a girl doesnt seem like a worthwhile trade imo. i also fail to see how talking to a person and beating off correlate. I think its nice to set up fictional challenges but at the end of the day youll have to work on self confident issues to really make progress. I think rather than concentrating on not touching yourself, you should focus on just challenging yourself to talk to random strangers. Sometimes that's as simple as just putting yourself into social environments.
I also think you should clarify what you mean by 'talk' to women. Are you using the term talk in terms of say things they want to hear so you can blow your hot goo inside them at the end of the conversation or just talk for the sake of killing time?
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I lasted 6 days last time I tried. Goin for no fap '13
I have tried this in the past, I've gone three days to be honest. I had an easy time blocking out thoughts that would influence me to engage in fap, but by the third day I didn't feel like it was worth it.
I guess I could try, not for the benefit which probably doesnt even work, but im feeling rather masochistic. I actually cant put it into words, maybe its because I feel like I should be doing something else.
I am studying three seperate things at once on my free time and college classes stack onto it dont help.
So I got plenty to keep me distracted. I will go a week.
Last fap was yesterday, so I just wont touch my wiener for 6 more days and I win. Its not that bad, really.
At 12/26/12 07:06 PM, Austerity wrote: I read in some human biology textbook that if you wank your ween more than twice a week it drastically changes your body chemistry.
How so? Do I get super powers?
At 12/26/12 02:10 AM, Lintire wrote: HOW IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE.
It's a challenge mentally, not physically. Especially if you're a teenager who happens to find himself with a seemingly unquenchable urge to masturbate all the time.
At 12/26/12 02:42 AM, o0-0o wrote:At 12/26/12 02:41 AM, ChloBro wrote: i've never had a problem talking to chicks so it'd be a pointless challengeIf you're getting laid a lot you wouldn't need to fap either.
Not exactly true; I still enjoy doing it myself from time to time, even if I am getting laid. Lately I've been doing it myself ALL the time... Maybe that's why I'm on NG right now? Interesting theory, anyway. lol
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This is pointless. Masturbating is actually good for you. Just dropping out cold turkey can result in a diminished sex drive so in the off chance any of us do get the chance to get laid it can be harder to raise the flag.
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At 12/26/12 02:02 AM, N30Chaos wrote: To put it simply, it's pretty much because when you go a long time without jizzing, you're body's gonna keep leaning towards the goal of releasing somehow. You'll be able to talk to women (especially ones you don't know) much easier.
I can't even go on to describe how bullshit this statement is. It's the complete opposite actually.
The longest I've gone was 2 weeks :D it makes you really horny and you might get a bit too eager when talking to women...
At 12/26/12 02:28 AM, Sequenced wrote: it's actually not healthy to not masturbate.
Its actually not healthy to not ejaculate*
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