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How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:07 PM

Here we predict how each poster on this site is going to die. I'll start:

Jester. Skaren will beat him too hard one night and he'll die of blunt force trauma.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:11 PM

HomicidalFrog will be burned at the stake


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:13 PM

Xenomit

He finds out that he isn't a furry anymore.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:13 PM

I predict OP will die from AIDS and too much buttrape


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:26 PM

Supergandhi64 will be crushed under the weight of all his stupid little tags.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:26 PM

KillerSkull: Dies in a knife fight over an exclusive one of a kind Kiba hug-pillow signed by the band members of Rammstein.
Nor: Dies of blood loss shortly after winning in a knife fight over an exclusive one of a kind Kiba hug-pillow signed by the band members of Rammstein. (Note: Will not be related to KillerSkull's death. It's just extremely coincidental.)
Shade: Took an arrow to the knee. He's as good as dead with his adventuring days over.
Klobb17: Dies from a broken neck injury after a fatal wrestling match with a kitten. The kitten goes on to be a fighter pilot for the USAF, to atone for the accidental murder that has haunted him for years. Coughs up a hairball on Klobb's grave every week as some weird form of respect to his former mentor and friend.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:27 PM

24901miles will have a heart attack while finishing a marathon that is ironically 24900 miles long.


I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:40 PM

knightsofthecircle. Makes a leap of faith.....and misses.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:40 PM

Piss will rise from the grave and kill every single user. What ever happened to Piss...? I was inactive the majority of 2011, I remember him from '09, possible '10...


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:43 PM

EyeLovePoozy will die from a massive head injury from his crane falling on him while having a viagra filled orgy with all your moms.

Gagsy dies from complications amd infection from eye surgery when she gets computer blindness from always being logged into NG all the time.

Xenomit dies from a combination of an overload of his brain and heart and serious bleeding/chafing of his penis once he finds his perfect furry porn website and goes on a 4 day masturbation spree.

Addict dies from going to a Kanye West concert after getting crushed by the other concert goers that try to get Kanye's autograph when he goes off stage.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:47 PM

Obvious Answer: everyone kills them self.

Fun answer: A billion goddamn lions kill us all.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:49 PM

At 12/25/12 07:15 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: notYert

dont call me notyert just say yert gah


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:52 PM

At 12/25/12 07:15 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: notYert will overdose on amphetamines

Yep. Poor fella.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 07:57 PM

At 12/25/12 07:40 PM, YenMuffin wrote: knightsofthecircle. Makes a leap of faith.....and misses.

Yen will kill himself after going insane over which icon to currently change to; Also, he will be raped by Krampus because he's into shit like that.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:01 PM

Protagonist: After a 10 year hiatus, Protagonist will return to the BBS, only to find that it is in complete ruin and run purely by trolls and gimmick accounts. Extremely depressed by this, he takes a very long walk to the closest ocean, stares out at the setting/rising sun, and just walks into the ocean and beneath the waves, never to be seen again. Rumors spread that he became a merman, although many claim this story to be too fishy and are not shore about it.

Had to make a lame pun. Sorry.

BumFodder: Random meteor out of nowhere, bro. It just came from nowhere and BAM!, BumFodder is obliterated right where he sits. Poor bastard was one click away from submitting the 9th best flash animation of the week, too.
Skaren: After decades of ruling Western Europe and Mexico with an iron fist, Skaren is finally slain by his most beloved general, Jester, in a coup d'etat which leads to a fierce sword fight between the two. Is given an honorable burial by his former inner circle, which is really just hiding the body in a sandbox at a nearby playground and having some random Scottish dude play the bagpipes in the background as they all stand around the sandbox. He's not even that good at bagpipes, but dammit he sure tries his best.
Otto: Is hunted down and beat to death with a comically over-sized swordfish prop after Skaren enforces a strict "No Fancy Hair" commandment under penalty of death. His hair managed to get away unharmed though, and became a freedom fighter, eventually leading to Jester's turn and Skaren's downfall.
KillerSkull: Comes back briefly as a zombie before being mauled by a very lost and confused yet just as frightened polar bear. The polar bear unknowingly saves humanity from what could have been a zombie apocalypse by mauling this single undead individual, and is hailed as a hero by a very small internet forum.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:06 PM

Tahm10 will die when Wade Fulp decides to use this thread as a list of to beat to dea... Shit.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:07 PM

Klobb17 gets lung cancer and dies at age 49


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:08 PM

what a grim topic of discussion. why not focus on more positive subjects instead? such as how will they get married? when will they graduate college? on the other hand i suppose death is only the beginning of a new life. if you haven't been nice, that is, in which case brahman won't take you yet and you'll be reborn as a donkey or a mule... maybe a horse

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:09 PM

also tahm10 is hit by a drunk driver and dies.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:09 PM

At 12/25/12 08:07 PM, beakerboy wrote: Klobb17 gets lung cancer and dies at age 49

Would it be from years of inhaling second-hand smoke? You might not be too far off then, honestly.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:12 PM

At 12/25/12 08:09 PM, beakerboy wrote: also tahm10 is hit by a drunk driver and dies.

Beakerboy dies of alcohol poisoning shortly after hitting some ugly guy with his car.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:12 PM

At 12/25/12 08:09 PM, Klobb17 wrote:
At 12/25/12 08:07 PM, beakerboy wrote: Klobb17 gets lung cancer and dies at age 49
Would it be from years of inhaling second-hand smoke? You might not be too far off then, honestly.

I'm surprised my prediction is actually accurate. Sure thing :D


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:17 PM

At 12/25/12 08:12 PM, tahm10 wrote:
At 12/25/12 08:09 PM, beakerboy wrote: also tahm10 is hit by a drunk driver and dies.
Beakerboy dies of alcohol poisoning shortly after hitting some ugly guy with his car.

Benjadaninja will be hit by a car.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:20 PM

Wade Fulp will be crushed to death when 100 boxes of flashlights he has in his basement falls on him.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:28 PM

HomicidialFrog will be slaughtered in the soon to come brony genocide.

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM

At 12/25/12 08:01 PM, Klobb17 wrote: Otto: Is hunted down and beat to death with a comically over-sized swordfish prop after Skaren enforces a strict "No Fancy Hair" commandment under penalty of death. His hair managed to get away unharmed though, and became a freedom fighter, eventually leading to Jester's turn and Skaren's downfall.

Heh, I like it

Gagsy: Will get trapped in a tumblr cycle until her body gives out from sadness that she isn't a sexy gay man

Xenomit: Hopefully will auto-asphyxiate


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM

Yert will be assassinated on June 8th, 2013.


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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM

amaranthus

too much gayness

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Response to How will <insertngposter> die? Dec. 25th, 2012 @ 08:33 PM

Saqwert will will overdose on pussy.


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