Protagonist: After a 10 year hiatus, Protagonist will return to the BBS, only to find that it is in complete ruin and run purely by trolls and gimmick accounts. Extremely depressed by this, he takes a very long walk to the closest ocean, stares out at the setting/rising sun, and just walks into the ocean and beneath the waves, never to be seen again. Rumors spread that he became a merman, although many claim this story to be too fishy and are not shore about it.
Had to make a lame pun. Sorry.
BumFodder: Random meteor out of nowhere, bro. It just came from nowhere and BAM!, BumFodder is obliterated right where he sits. Poor bastard was one click away from submitting the 9th best flash animation of the week, too.
Skaren: After decades of ruling Western Europe and Mexico with an iron fist, Skaren is finally slain by his most beloved general, Jester, in a coup d'etat which leads to a fierce sword fight between the two. Is given an honorable burial by his former inner circle, which is really just hiding the body in a sandbox at a nearby playground and having some random Scottish dude play the bagpipes in the background as they all stand around the sandbox. He's not even that good at bagpipes, but dammit he sure tries his best.
Otto: Is hunted down and beat to death with a comically over-sized swordfish prop after Skaren enforces a strict "No Fancy Hair" commandment under penalty of death. His hair managed to get away unharmed though, and became a freedom fighter, eventually leading to Jester's turn and Skaren's downfall.
KillerSkull: Comes back briefly as a zombie before being mauled by a very lost and confused yet just as frightened polar bear. The polar bear unknowingly saves humanity from what could have been a zombie apocalypse by mauling this single undead individual, and is hailed as a hero by a very small internet forum.