Why would you feel guilty about it? I just rubbed one out like 20 minutes ago.

Of course I do! Why the hell would'nt I?

I'm Jewish btw

At 12/24/12 10:56 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 12/24/12 07:56 PM, MR-DOS wrote:

At 12/24/12 07:45 PM, LDAF wrote: I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...

This.

Yeah, I honestly wouldn't even take the fact that it's Christmas into consideration... Maybe I need to reevaluate my morals or something.

Well for me being raised as a christian, it's hard to shake the fact that some jesus looking dude is watching me. But I'm no longer religious sooo, yeah, wack away, wack away.

At 12/25/12 12:46 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Well for me being raised as a christian, it's hard to shake the fact that some jesus looking dude is watching me. But I'm no longer religious sooo, yeah, wack away, wack away.

Besides, I doubt that Jesus would spend his birthday watching people masturbate anyway...

I'm pagan. I had sex on Yule :P

We should all masturbate at the exact same time, ready, go!

At 12/24/12 10:52 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: I won't be. I'm cutting back on masturbating. For 2013 I'm aiming for a maximum of once a month.

Don't be a fool, you'll be cutting back on something that IS you for what?

At 12/25/12 01:22 AM, Luis wrote: We should all masturbate at the exact same time, ready, go!

It's been 30 minutes. Did you finish yet Luis?

As long as you find some good chridtmasy porn.

At 12/25/12 12:46 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Well for me being raised as a christian, it's hard to shake the fact that some jesus looking dude is watching me. But I'm no longer religious sooo, yeah, wack away, wack away.

Sounds kinda hot to me... Well, except for the whole going to hell part, which now that I think of it is also hot. :\ (No bad pun intended.)

At 12/25/12 01:03 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: Besides, I doubt that Jesus would spend his birthday watching people masturbate anyway...

lmao. Maybe him and Santa make a day of it -you know, he needs to know who's been naughty and nice, after all.

At 12/25/12 01:33 AM, Xgsniper wrote:

At 12/24/12 10:52 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: I won't be. I'm cutting back on masturbating. For 2013 I'm aiming for a maximum of once a month.

Don't be a fool, you'll be cutting back on something that IS you for what?

I always want to fucking slit my wrists like three seconds after I'm done, and I've heard that too much masturbating isn't good for you like, it desensitizes you to real sex and you eventually can't get a boner except to the weirdest most depraved shit, of course that probably isn't a problem if you keep your porn watching tame, but the rabbit hole goes deep, my friend. VERY deep.

#FapSwagYolo420

At 12/25/12 02:02 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote: I always want to fucking slit my wrists like three seconds after I'm done, and I've heard that too much masturbating isn't good for you like, it desensitizes you to real sex and you eventually can't get a boner except to the weirdest most depraved shit, of course that probably isn't a problem if you keep your porn watching tame, but the rabbit hole goes deep, my friend. VERY deep.

I wouldn't say it desensitizes you, really, as actually having sex is a totally different experience than masturbation (Especially if you've been starved of it for way too long. *cries* As far as masturbation goes, you might eventually need more depraved shit to get you off if you watch a lot of porn. Try using your imagination sometimes -you may find it refreshing. :P

At 12/25/12 01:59 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: lmao. Maybe him and Santa make a day of it -you know, he needs to know who's been naughty and nice, after all.

Santa Claus is coming, but not necessarily to town.

At 12/25/12 02:09 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

I wouldn't say it desensitizes you, really, as actually having sex is a totally different experience than masturbation

Maybe, I wouldn't know PERSONALLY, but I've heard way too many stories of guys who can't get hard when they're with a girl or can't finish, but they can in a minute or two while jerking it. I don't want to get to that point, plus I feel better when I don't for a while.

At 12/25/12 02:16 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote: Maybe, I wouldn't know PERSONALLY, but I've heard way too many stories of guys who can't get hard when they're with a girl or can't finish, but they can in a minute or two while jerking it. I don't want to get to that point, plus I feel better when I don't for a while.

That's most likely because of general anxiety, or a simple and easily avoidable problem known as "deathgrip" (you can look that up yourself). I wouldn't worry too much about it.

At 12/25/12 02:10 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: Santa Claus is coming, but not necessarily to town.

Oh my, that conjured up some interesting images. :P

At 12/25/12 02:16 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote: Maybe, I wouldn't know PERSONALLY, but I've heard way too many stories of guys who can't get hard when they're with a girl or can't finish, but they can in a minute or two while jerking it. I don't want to get to that point, plus I feel better when I don't for a while.

I suppose everyone is different, but I know that would never be an issue for me; I'm simply jerking off as a substitution for the real thing. Maybe some people actually find masturbating more pleasurable and/or interesting than sex, idk.

btw, I would love to know what it's like being with a girl and not being able to finish. :O NEVER had that problem. lmao

I masturbated at 2am, Christmas morning. Santa wasn't coming, but I was.

At 12/25/12 03:15 AM, notYert wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:04 AM, selena wrote:

At 12/25/12 02:58 AM, PrincessLuna wrote: I masturbated at 2am, Christmas morning. Santa wasn't coming, but I was.

lol. It is now 3am here and I don't think Santa is coming. What to do...

Gn

is that a pic of you

Did you get your first boner Yert?

At 12/25/12 03:19 AM, notYert wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:17 AM, Jeffyx wrote: Did you get your first boner Yert?

no i dont like 3dpd sluts

What the hell is a 3dpd slut?

At 12/25/12 03:22 AM, notYert wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:21 AM, Jeffyx wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:19 AM, notYert wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:17 AM, Jeffyx wrote: Did you get your first boner Yert?

no i dont like 3dpd sluts

What the hell is a 3dpd slut?

3d pig disgusting slut

I've never heard of that in my life. Is that some nerd bullshit or something?

At 12/25/12 03:25 AM, notYert wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:24 AM, Jeffyx wrote:

At 12/25/12 03:22 AM, notYert wrote: 3d pig disgusting slut

I've never heard of that in my life. Is that some nerd bullshit or something?

no

Oh.

I don't have to be nice anymore. Santa already delivered the presents and can't undeliver them.

Provided you do it properly, there's never anything wrong with jackin' it year round.

Please masturbate responsibly.

Is it illegal!? lmao!! I thought about doing it, but I had to be horny first and I wasn't

At 12/24/12 08:14 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: So as long as the porn you're watching is Christmas themed there's nothing wrong with it.

thank you for the great idea

I used to feel guilty about it.

Then I realized Christmas is literally just another day and stopped giving a shit.