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Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM Reply

Do you do it?

I feel guilty about it.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:24 PM Reply

Lol shutup.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:27 PM Reply

God wants us to be jolly on this holiday so I'm guessing it's ok.

Besides, if he didn't want us masturbating he would have made our arms shorter.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:29 PM Reply

Nothing wrong with giving yourself a gift!


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:30 PM Reply

Same here. I think I'll be on the "naughty list" if I do it. *wink* *wink*


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:34 PM Reply

i probably won't since i've been on opiates a lot recently and have had pretty much no libido for over a week


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:45 PM Reply

I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...


Are you MAN enough to click this?!

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 07:56 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 07:45 PM, LDAF wrote: I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...

This.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:14 PM Reply

So as long as the porn you're watching is Christmas themed there's nothing wrong with it.


You've got a fine pair of eyes.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:26 PM Reply

I wasn't thinking about it...but now, now I AM going to masturbate on Christmas.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 08:26 PM, YenMuffin wrote: I wasn't thinking about it...but now, now I AM going to masturbate on Christmas.

can i watch?


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:37 PM Reply

I'm all spent so its not worth it


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:41 PM Reply

No not on christmas ,it's something i don't want to be doing often so it's hard to not even think of reaching down there

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 08:45 PM Reply

Nothing wrong with dat.


Keep the faith.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 09:07 PM Reply

Masturbating on Christmas Day?

Masturbating on Christmas.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 09:08 PM Reply

As long as you're doing it with friends and family.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

Hell, y'all do it any other day. What makes Christmas so different?


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 09:27 PM Reply

I masturbate everyday, without exception. Christmas is no different.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

ITS SNOWING!


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:05 PM Reply

sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:08 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

fuck I was ignoring this thread till gandhi posted in it


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:08 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

Oh fuck, you again.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 10:08 PM, Idioteque123 wrote:
At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64
fuck I was ignoring this thread till gandhi posted in it

same


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:14 PM Reply

I'm surprised Luis hasn't posted in this thread yet.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

Not spilling it to the earth if, it's going into a sock.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

At 12/24/12 08:14 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: So as long as the porn you're watching is Christmas themed there's nothing wrong with it.

Your Christmas flank is enough for Trixie.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:41 PM Reply

I have no intention of fapping on Christmas day. Tonight will be different, though.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:45 PM Reply

Looks like a white Christmas...


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:52 PM Reply

I won't be. I'm cutting back on masturbating. For 2013 I'm aiming for a maximum of once a month.

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. Dec. 24th, 2012 @ 10:55 PM Reply

AHHH YEAH WHITE CHRISTMAS BABY

yea nig nog

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