Okay so I'm sure a lot of you people have had folks driving through your neighbourhood fast; making an inconsiderate amount of noise, but don't worry, I've thought of a cunning plan in order to stop those assholes.
1. Go to a toy store and get an ultra realistic baby doll
2. Buy a cuple litres of kool-aid
3. Take all of the parts out of the doll
4. Pour in your kool-aid
5. Throw it at the car as it drives past your home, the driver will either think he's hit a real baby and get traumatized for life or try to commit suicide then and there