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How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:29 PM Reply

Okay so I'm sure a lot of you people have had folks driving through your neighbourhood fast; making an inconsiderate amount of noise, but don't worry, I've thought of a cunning plan in order to stop those assholes.

1. Go to a toy store and get an ultra realistic baby doll
2. Buy a cuple litres of kool-aid
3. Take all of the parts out of the doll
4. Pour in your kool-aid
5. Throw it at the car as it drives past your home, the driver will either think he's hit a real baby and get traumatized for life or try to commit suicide then and there

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:34 PM Reply

Why skimp out, just toss a real baby at it.

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Kool-Aid looks nothing like real blood. If you wanted a cheap blood lookalike you should use pasta sauce.

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 12:29 PM, Ononymous wrote: 5. Throw it at the car as it drives past your home, the driver will either think he's hit a real baby and get traumatized for life or try to commit suicide then and there

Not necessarily. I, for example, wouldn't even care and just drive on.


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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:07 PM Reply

Step 1. Teach people to drive properly.

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:10 PM Reply

Ban human car drivers! Only allow robot car drivers!


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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:43 PM Reply

If I do that, the scent of koolaid will attract the blacks and this block already has 4 too many

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:25 PM Reply

1)Have cars kill several thousands people(done)
2)Ban cars
Enjoy a safe life


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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:31 PM Reply

Let's just nuke Quebec. No more bad drivers.

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:55 PM Reply

1. watch all bad drivers crash and flip their cars possibly killing themselves.
2. ????
3. profit

This is the most fool-proof plan out there

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 05:10 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 03:31 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: Let's just nuke Quebec. No more bad drivers.

With this logic, let's just nuke Asia. Oh, wait, who's gonna make our computers then?!


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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:04 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 05:10 PM, LDAF wrote:
At 12/23/12 03:31 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: Let's just nuke Quebec. No more bad drivers.
With this logic, let's just nuke Asia. Oh, wait, who's gonna make our computers then?!

Mexicans?

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 06:04 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 12/23/12 05:10 PM, LDAF wrote:
At 12/23/12 03:31 PM, IronicMaiden wrote: Let's just nuke Quebec. No more bad drivers.
With this logic, let's just nuke Asia. Oh, wait, who's gonna make our computers then?!
Mexicans?

but then what about my lawn?


i don't even

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Response to How to Prevent Bad Driving Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:27 PM Reply

Or just throw cinder blocks at oncoming traffic.


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