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I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:17 AM Reply

I just realized. I have super powers. When I make eye contact with people, I can see their soul, and I can see their entire personality, past, future, and present.


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:19 AM Reply

Tell me my future, OP! You need not make eye contact; my icon is the gateway to my soul.


Are you MAN enough to click this?!

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:22 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 11:19 AM, LDAF wrote: Tell me my future, OP! You need not make eye contact; my icon is the gateway to my soul.

Noo it has to be eye contact in person. But there are some people that I can't see anything in their eyes. Which means they either have no soul or a damn good poker face.


I have a strong personality, so bite me.

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:24 AM Reply

No, you're not doing it right. You can see their soul when they have a vinegar stroke.


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:40 AM Reply

OP has the super power to post shit threads. Congrats.


What comes around goes around...

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:44 AM Reply

Does this look like your power, If so it may explain why you need eye contact.

I have super powers!

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:55 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 11:17 AM, beakerboy wrote: I just realized. I have super powers.

So?

When I make eye contact with people, I can see their soul, and I can see their entire personality, past, future, and present.

No, you can't. At least not with me.


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:56 PM Reply

Look into my eye and tell me.


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:58 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 11:22 AM, beakerboy wrote: Noo it has to be eye contact in person. But there are some people that I can't see anything in their eyes. Which means they either have no soul or a damn good poker face.

Poker face =/= eyes

At least think these out, you twat.


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:07 PM Reply

Angst is not a super power.

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 11:22 AM, beakerboy wrote:
At 12/23/12 11:19 AM, LDAF wrote: Tell me my future, OP! You need not make eye contact; my icon is the gateway to my soul.
Noo it has to be eye contact in person. But there are some people that I can't see anything in their eyes. Which means they either have no soul or a damn good poker face.

You mean like gingers?


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 01:03 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Look into my eyes.

Look into my eyes!

I have super powers!


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

Sounds like something from a Stephen King book.

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:41 PM Reply

You sure you don't just predict?


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:42 PM Reply

can you look into my nipples instead


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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 05:01 PM Reply

When I make eye contact with people they quickly glance away and pray to Satan I don't mangle them

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Response to I have super powers! Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:13 PM Reply

I think your ability is to be super annoying.


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