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Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:09 AM Reply

Orgasm I mean.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:48 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 03:09 AM, Knis wrote: Orgasm I mean.

yeah, I just used a squeeze mayo bottle and pulled a Jesus.

alright now turn around.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:25 AM Reply

No, but I fucking fell asleep once. I think she noticed to because she was quiet for the rest of the night and we never really talked again.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:26 AM Reply

Yeah mang cuz I be doin sex on all da bitches, you feel me bruh?


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:33 AM Reply

Nope I'm a virgin who gets aroused with fetus porn.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:04 AM Reply

I honestly have.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:06 AM Reply

No, I have not.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:08 AM Reply

Implying that you guys have had any form of sexual contact.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:10 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 07:08 AM, Nor wrote: Implying that you guys have had any form of sexual contact.

Gee, never heard that one before. I'll tell it to my fiance later.

Let me guess, you'll make a joke about how I have a pretend fiance, right?


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:13 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 07:10 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 12/23/12 07:08 AM, Nor wrote: Implying that you guys have had any form of sexual contact.
Gee, never heard that one before. I'll tell it to my fiance later.

Let me guess, you'll make a joke about how I have a pretend fiance, right?

Don't gotta be so defensive about your imaginary fiance.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:16 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 07:13 AM, killerjeff wrote:
Don't gotta be so defensive about your imaginary fiance.

Cliche joke is cliche.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:19 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 07:16 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 12/23/12 07:13 AM, killerjeff wrote:
Don't gotta be so defensive about your imaginary fiance.
Cliche joke is cliche.

The only thing more imaginary then your fiance is the love your parents gave you as a child.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:20 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 07:16 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 12/23/12 07:13 AM, killerjeff wrote:
Don't gotta be so defensive about your imaginary fiance.
Cliche joke is cliche.

Keep telling yourself that. We all know your dark secret.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 07:52 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 03:48 AM, DarkMatter wrote: yeah, I just used a squeeze mayo bottle and pulled a Jesus.

alright now turn around.

I'm afraid to say this, but...

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:10 AM Reply

Youre all virgins

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:55 AM Reply

Quality thread in the Newgrounds BBS, filled with sophisticated people, posting worthwhile messages to inform the masses.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:09 AM Reply

I did once...can't remember why.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:09 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 10:55 AM, Sheepiez wrote: Quality thread in the Newgrounds BBS, filled with sophisticated people, posting worthwhile messages to inform the masses.

A wise analysis.

For me, I've done it once or twice with my girlfriend.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:44 AM Reply

How the hell do you fake it? :/


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:45 AM Reply

At 12/23/12 03:09 AM, Knis wrote: Orgasm I mean.

Yup.
Sometimes it just needs to ennnnddd lol


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:08 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 11:44 AM, dem0lecule wrote: How the hell do you fake it? :/

When you're wearing a condom you can say you came, you don't have to show the condom after for inspection.

Not that I've done that, more of the opposite. Faking not finishing yet, if you do an early finish you say you gotta use the washroom quickly and sit there for a bit then come back when you are ready again.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:17 PM Reply

Nope, I'm shameless enough to say I'm a virgin too.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:38 PM Reply

Twice. I had feeling, I just didn't finish


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:41 PM Reply

Yeah, I once convinced myself that I came when I really didn't.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:45 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 03:48 AM, DarkMatter wrote: yeah, I just used a squeeze mayo bottle and pulled a Jesus.

I tried that once but the squeeze bottle made that little fart noise and my gf knows I never fart when I finish so she knew I was faking.

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 12:45 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 12/23/12 03:48 AM, DarkMatter wrote: yeah, I just used a squeeze mayo bottle and pulled a Jesus.
I tried that once but the squeeze bottle made that little fart noise and my gf knows I never fart when I finish so she knew I was faking.

You am no real have gf!


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:41 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 01:16 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 12/23/12 09:10 AM, BumFodder wrote: Youre all virgins
Fuck you, Fodder.

Dont pretend you arent B)

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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:58 PM Reply

What the fuck is even the point of faking an orgasm?

If you're having bad sex, then fucking say so. You don't have to be a prick about it.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:08 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 01:58 PM, Sheepiez wrote: What the fuck is even the point of faking an orgasm?

If you're having bad sex, then fucking say so. You don't have to be a prick about it.

Often times if someone knows you didn't orgasm, they'll take it as that they weren't good enough in bed to get you off. So faking it is a courtesy gesture to avoid awkward conversations.

But I agree that if you're in a relationship, if your relationship is healthy and you have good communication, you should feel comfortable enough to be honest. Problem is not everyone has that ideal relationship, especially if it's with someone with whom their relationship is either new, not serious, or non-existent.


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Response to Guys have you ever faked it? Dec. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:36 PM Reply

At 12/23/12 02:08 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 12/23/12 01:58 PM, Sheepiez wrote: What the fuck is even the point of faking an orgasm?

If you're having bad sex, then fucking say so. You don't have to be a prick about it.
Often times if someone knows you didn't orgasm, they'll take it as that they weren't good enough in bed to get you off. So faking it is a courtesy gesture to avoid awkward conversations.

But I agree that if you're in a relationship, if your relationship is healthy and you have good communication, you should feel comfortable enough to be honest. Problem is not everyone has that ideal relationship, especially if it's with someone with whom their relationship is either new, not serious, or non-existent.

I did fake it once or twice because she was going to cum and i know that my voice would make her get a stronger orgasm so i faked it and she had a long orgasm.

I guess,,, play it smart :)