I have been creating an original audio program, and I have just recently written lyrics and sung the vocals for an ending theme. The only problem is..........I suck at composing music.
So, I have been trying to find a musical composer to try and apply the background to the lyrics. Here's a brief description of what I have been looking for:
I wrote the lyrics and sung the vocals like a tribute to the good old 30's-50's music. More preferably in the 50's, where the Rat Pack were grand. In fact, the way I sung the vocals almost seems reminiscent of Sammy Davis Jr. For the beat, something that doesn't go too fast nor too slow. Just keep it steady, with a bit of emphasis on piano and some good band music. Just like a traditional Frank Sinatra song.
As for the lyrics, it's basically about a guy who notices an attractive woman with a big behind. He tells of his urges to possibly make it bigger, but then she notices him and he runs for it. Which leaves me to the actual song title:
"You'll Chop Off My Penis Soon".
Bear in mine, the song is only going to be around a minute tops. If there are any composers that are perhaps interested in the bizarre nature of the song, and can tackle the big band/pop standard genre with ease, feel free to either reply me or contact me through my e-mail address: firstname.lastname@example.org You can feel free to link an example of your work as well as any possible charging fee. I can also send you my vocal sample. If I do happen to find one, my estimated date of completion should be ASAP.
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Thank you kindly for taking the time to read this.