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Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 09:54 PM Reply

Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.

Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion. No ramblings, please. Also, don't bother posting if you are from the south because I won't listen to that bloody nonsense.

It's a pleasure to be here in the New Grounds, USA.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 09:56 PM Reply

So hows Ian Hislop?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 09:57 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion. No ramblings, please. Also, don't bother posting if you are from the south because I won't listen to that bloody nonsense.

So what, you assume everyone on NG is from the USA or?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:02 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 09:56 PM, MrPercie wrote: So hows Ian Hislop?

I imagine he has recovered from the terrible and unfortunate accident he suffered a few years ago. The failure of his car brakes was tragic, and I am truly relieved that my good friend survived the crash. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

At 12/21/12 09:57 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: So what, you assume everyone on NG is from the USA or?

Well, I did greet the American citizens who live in the New Grounds. I am open to others such as the gloriously perfect British.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.

booooooooooooooooooooo


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:11 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:04 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.
booooooooooooooooooooo

yes, this.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:11 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:04 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.
booooooooooooooooooooo

Excuse me, but I now have to escort you out of this thread. Your outbursts are tarnishing the sanctity of this discussion.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:15 PM Reply

I have no idea who that is.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:16 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.

Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:17 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:16 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.
Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.

im sooo sorry pls forgive me


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:19 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:16 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.
Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.

Prove you are he?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:31 PM Reply

How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:17 PM, Slint wrote: im sooo sorry pls forgive me

No, sir, I will not forgive you. What you have done is beyond reprehensible. You have wasted the time of everyone here.

At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?

I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:17 PM, Slint wrote: im sooo sorry pls forgive me
No, sir, I will not forgive you. What you have done is beyond reprehensible. You have wasted the time of everyone here.

pls dnt hurt me


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.

Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:38 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.

inb4 Dry-Ice... owait


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 10:39 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.

No sir, you are factually wrong. You are just wrong, and frankly, you are embarrassing yourself.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:14 AM Reply

At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion

My sides are in fucking outer space.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:08 AM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, Fim wrote: How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?

I too would like to know the answer to this question.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, Fim wrote: How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?

Well it was completely uncalled for and its a shame that mature adults cannot have an honest discussion with each other. Clarkson is a halfwit who has to resort to violence when someone respectfully disagrees with him. Anyone who sides with him is an advocate of brutish misbehavior!

*purses lips*


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:12 AM Reply

I would like for you to tell me which part about the Christian beliefs you deem real (or even plausible, at most), while still wishing to keep up appearances as an intelligent man in the process.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:16 AM Reply

At 12/21/12 10:38 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.
inb4 Dry-Ice... owait

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 04:25 AM Reply

(Didn't show up, forcing EmmaPierceMorganVolt to grill an empty post)


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:02 PM Reply

More like Piers Moron.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 05:35 PM Reply

At 12/22/12 03:12 AM, Tribal wrote: I would like for you to tell me which part about the Christian beliefs you deem real (or even plausible, at most), while still wishing to keep up appearances as an intelligent man in the process.

Well let me start by asking you that same question, sir.

At 12/22/12 02:02 PM, Ononymous wrote: More like Piers Moron.

Now we can act like children and throw around silly names, or we can have a mature discussion. Which would you prefer?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 05:46 PM Reply

Who?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 06:06 PM Reply

Anderson Cooper is better. Booo


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 06:08 PM Reply

how can i Piers this bullet proof vest? using Mor gans?

... please don't hurt me

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 06:09 PM Reply

After I take a nasty shit, I don't feel like using an entire role of toilet paper to clean myself, so I'd rather just jump in the shower. However my roommates have already established that I purposely turn the shower on several times during the day to drown out the noise of my aggressive masturbation.
I don't have a fucking question

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 06:43 PM Reply

At 12/22/12 06:09 PM, saqwert wrote: After I take a nasty shit, I don't feel like using an entire role of toilet paper to clean myself, so I'd rather just jump in the shower. However my roommates have already established that I purposely turn the shower on several times during the day to drown out the noise of my aggressive masturbation.

This is the best thing I have ever read.


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