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Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 11:38 AM Reply

<?php

for ($i = 0; $i <= 10; $i++)
{
     echo "Happy Mayacolypse Everyone!!!<br />";
}

?>

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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:04 PM Reply

void dec21(int* ohgodtheworldiscollapsingandsoismystack) {
    dec21(new int); // fuck the heap
}

int main() {
    dec21(new int);
}
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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:43 PM Reply

<?php

     $today = date("Y-m-d");
     $mayacolypse_date = strtotime("2012-12-21");

    if(strtotime($today) == $mayacolypse_date)
    {
         echo "Holy shit! Run like hell! We're all going to die!!!!!";
    }

?>

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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:46 PM Reply

for(i = 0; i < 122112; i--){
     print('a lot of lava');
}

Hello, from the past!
[ PHP: Main ]

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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 12/21/12 12:04 PM, Diki wrote: everything you posted

Hahaha. That's so hilarious.


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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 02:22 PM Reply

<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
	<head>
	      <meta charset="utf-8">
	       <title>You deeeead</title>
	</head>
	<body>
                <h1> Well, fuck. </h1>
         </body>
</html>

Hopefully that's not too advanced for you chaps. If you need anything explaining just shoot me a PM.


#coys

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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 02:37 PM Reply

<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
    <head>
        <meta charset="utf-8">
        <title>Has the world ended yet?</title>
    </head>
    <body>
        <div id="world_status">Loading world status...</div>
        <script>
            function hasTheWorldEndedYet() {
                return !!true === false;
            }

            document.body.onload = function () {
                setInterval(funtion () {
                    document.getElementById('world_status').innerHTML = hasTheWorldEndedYet() 
                        ? 'Yes, the world has ended.' 
                        : 'No, the world is still doing fine.';
                }, 1000);
            }
        </script>
    </body>
</html>
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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:48 PM Reply

while (zombies != "arrived")
{
     echo "I am not afraid."
}

I did happen to be slightly let down when the Zombie's didn't appear last night ... I was so looking forward to having my face munched on by some Zombs.


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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 06:38 PM Reply

mov dx,msg
mov  ah, 9
int  0x21     
mov  ah,0x4c  
int  0x21   
msg  db 'Fuck end of world, too late...',0x0d,0x0a,'$'

What comes around goes around...

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Response to Happy Mayacolypse Dec. 29th, 2012 @ 09:59 PM Reply

At 12/29/12 06:38 PM, dem0lecule wrote: mov dx,msg
mov ah, 9
int 0x21
mov ah,0x4c
int 0x21
msg db 'Fuck end of world, too late...',0x0d,0x0a,'$'

Haha, I had to read this multiple times before I figured out what you were doing there. Nice!


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