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If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:05 AM Reply

What would you give Him this Christmas?

What do you give someone who has everything and more?

If the Lord were alive today


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:06 AM Reply

I would crucify myself. ._.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:11 AM Reply

i would give him my love + devotion


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:27 AM Reply

I would eat a goat cheese sandwich, which I hate, to forgive him his sins of not making my parents buy me that big LEGO pirate ship as a kid.

He would then owe me for all eternity, but all I'd ask if that he do everything I want or else I would forsake him forever. According to Christianity, this is the best gift anyone can give, so he should be happy.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:31 AM Reply

He would kill us all.....


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:54 AM Reply

Probably a set of craftsman tools, he was a carpenter after all.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 04:54 AM Reply

A $20 gift certificate to Applebee's.
When he goes, I get to come with him and he has to pay for my meal too though.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:31 AM Reply

Give Him my house, my jewellery, my furniture, my computers, my food... wait... just give him everything!

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:32 AM Reply

My vision, since he'd already know what I do when I'm bored and alone.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:54 AM Reply

A giftcard!


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 11:58 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 06:54 AM, Mismo wrote: A giftcard!

To Pizza Joe's?


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

My acknowledgement that he exists - after I shake myself a little to see if I'm sleeping.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:00 PM Reply

There is already a House of Lords. One more dude isn't going to change much.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:14 PM Reply

At 12/20/12 04:05 AM, Boomstick wrote: What would you give Him this Christmas?

What do you give someone who has everything and more?

I would invite everyone on r/atheism to give him a gift.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:45 PM Reply

I can't give anything to do man who can do miracles.

How about a new set of clothes? Extra small clothes for a man who is short and wearing out dated rags, and a new pair of shoes. Those sandals are not going to protect the feet in the city with all the time. A good pair of shoes is a necessity!


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:51 PM Reply

At 12/20/12 04:05 AM, Boomstick wrote: What would you give Him this Christmas?

What do you give someone who has everything and more?

Tractatus Logico Philosophicus and tell him to fuck off.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 08:34 PM Reply

At 12/20/12 04:05 AM, Boomstick wrote: What would you give Him this Christmas?

Nothing. I wouldn't think that the Lord would like handouts from complete strangers.

What do you give someone who has everything and more?

How do you know he has everything when he looks like a hippie? I'd tell that hippie to get a job like the rest of us.

Am I hardcore now?


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 08:45 PM Reply

The lord is right here.

But what does being a lord have to do with God?


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 11:12 PM Reply

A decent outfit and some sneakers.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 11:16 PM Reply

peace and love on earth but were all bad every year so he skip s my house


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:26 AM Reply

A bible, filled with sticky notes with problems I have with his rules written on them.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 12:54 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 12:51 PM, Cherry wrote:
>>>r/atheism

Oh look, reddit and atheism in one package. How delightful.

I'd bet you don't even know that Darwin was a devout Christian.

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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 08:13 AM Reply

At 12/21/12 12:54 AM, Shade wrote: I'd bet you don't even know that Darwin was a devout Christian.

I think /r/atheism is pretty crappy, along with several other subreddits, and this is coming from an agnostic atheist who likes parts of Reddit.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 08:41 AM Reply

I'd give him a lot of questions to answer.


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Response to If the Lord were alive today Dec. 21st, 2012 @ 09:56 AM Reply

Give him a twenty dollar gift certificate to Pizza JOOOEEEEE'S!


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