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Kofius
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I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 12:45 AM Reply

and I'm getting interviewed for a job.

What do?


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 12:46 AM Reply

Picture the entire Oprah studio audience having an orgy.

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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 12:50 AM Reply

Hang a Christmas ornament on it. Look festive.


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 12:51 AM Reply

You stand at your computer desk?


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:00 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 12:46 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Picture the entire Oprah studio audience having an orgy.

I think you gave my penis a hernia...


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:01 AM Reply

The word you're looking for is "erect".


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:25 AM Reply

You can't go wrong with the wasteband tuck.


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 02:41 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 02:25 AM, Jeffyx wrote: You can't go wrong with the wasteband tuck.

definitely


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 05:16 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 05:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Use as a conversation starter.

"So what do think you could do to make this company better?

"Well as you probably have noticed, I have an erection"

"Indeed"

"Yes"


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 05:40 AM Reply

At 12/20/12 05:33 AM, Painbringer wrote: Quick, cut it off!!!

You bring nothing but pain!


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 05:41 AM Reply

Take care of your perversion before going there.


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Response to I'm erected Dec. 20th, 2012 @ 06:29 AM Reply

Wear tight-fitting pants. Hope it doesn't show through.