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Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 18:52:08 Reply

It's just what I thought it would be. Family Guy the movie.

Sure, the characters are different, but the humor is the same.

Macfarlane is like Tyler Perry for white people. He is the definition of McComedy.

And Patrick Stewart, why do you keep showing up in Macfarlane's crap? Does he have photo's of you raping a little boy or something?

Ted was crap.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 18:54:39 Reply

ted was funny

you are just being a negative little boy


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 19:08:25 Reply

I loved the part with the stereotypical asian neighbor.

I was like, "Really, you're doing this?"

That was pretty much the same character as the dry cleaner from Family Guy.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 19:31:55 Reply

Have you seen new Family Guy? It's pretty awful.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 19:33:50 Reply

I've never seen Ted. Just thought I should let y'all know that.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 19:44:40 Reply

Family Guy with more swearing.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:20:04 Reply

it was fukken hilarious son thunder buddies 4 lyfe so hilarious ahahahahah aHXD XD XD XD DD DDD THUNDER B UDDIE S OS FCKING HILARIOUS XDDDDD

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:20:43 Reply

You obviously didn't get one of the greatest references then.

Flash, AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Ted was crap.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:29:38 Reply

Your mistake was that you expected the movie to be decent. Im a family guy fan, and this looked bad even to me

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:33:01 Reply

At 12/18/12 09:20 PM, darkspartan000 wrote: You obviously didn't get one of the greatest references then.

Flash, AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Yeah, I got it. It's just not funny.

That part where Marky Mark is riding with Flash Gordon was not funny. Seth thinks that just putting his characters into a scene from a movie he likes is the height of comedy. It's not.

He already did it on Family Guy anyway.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:35:49 Reply

At 12/18/12 06:54 PM, Sekhem wrote: ted wasn't funny

Nothing McFarlane does is funny. Ever.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:40:03 Reply

By the way, I will never call Marky Mark by his real name.

He will always be Marky Mark, no matter how much he hates it.

Marky Mark sucks, he always sucked, and he doesn't deserve to have a non-embarrassing name.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:48:49 Reply

Funny story, I actually saw this years before it came out...when it was called Family Guy. I even saw the sequels, American Dad, and the Cleveland Show.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:51:36 Reply

Don't start talking to me about Boogie Nights.

Marky Mark was passable in it, but he was not one of the reasons that movie was so good.

Although him singing the song from Transformers the Movie is the best thing he did in his entire career.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 21:59:42 Reply

I watched it this summer. My thoughts?

Complete garbage.

It basically was Family Guy the movie, and it wasn't funny at all. It was childish sex humor with a bunch of romance bullshit. Probably something I would have found funny when I was about 10. The fact that so many people find it funny proves how humanity is completely losing its sense of humor.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-18 22:00:47 Reply

At 12/18/12 06:52 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Macfarlane is like Tyler Perry for white people.

Agreed, but why did you bother to see it if you realized this?


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 00:17:29 Reply

I did like all the Flash Gordon stuff going on, it had it's maybe one or two funny shits, but for the most part i agree sucked donkey dicks made of platinum shit pebbles.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 00:26:24 Reply

Totally agree.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 03:35:12 Reply

I liked the first 20 minutes of it with the office scene, then it just just tried way too hard to make itself into a serious movie, which it obviously can't achieve, considering it's so unrealistic in every detail of it's plot. Family Guy isn't even funny anymore, so I can understand why Ted was shit.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 03:41:04 Reply

At 12/18/12 07:08 PM, Darthdenim wrote: I loved the part with the stereotypical asian neighbor.

I was like, "Really, you're doing this?"

That was pretty much the same character as the dry cleaner from Family Guy.

What would you expect? Seth McFarlane is in it, a person who does his very best to offend everyone he possibly can.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 03:57:22 Reply

Did you just use a facepalm pic from Star Trek?

Ted was crap.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 04:30:56 Reply

Seth MacFarlane + Mark Wahlberg = Unfunny pile of horrible acting.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 04:32:22 Reply

Cheer up, things could be worse, at least you didn't have to sit through Looper.

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 09:38:58 Reply

That's like going to a McDonalds and complaining that it wasn't gourmet.

Like, yeah dude, you knew what you were getting, and if you didn't you should be ashamed of yourself because the warning signs were all there, ass.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 09:45:10 Reply

I thought it was alright. Just like family guy, it's pretty hit and miss.

I don't know why they tried to add dramatic moments considering the whole story was kind of ridiculous anyway.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 11:19:44 Reply

I don't think it's an amazing or brilliant film, but I left the cinema fairly entertained with it. Of course the humour is fairly similar to the humour in Family Guy so if you don't like Family Guy you're probably not going to like much of Ted. But at least the humour wasn't as completely random and there were some nice references thrown here and there.

In the end, the film did exceed my expectations a bit, but perhaps that's also because the trailer made it look kinda dumb.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 11:59:53 Reply

Family guy is utter shit and so is Macfarlane

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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 12:20:59 Reply

I'm interested enough to give it a rental.


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Response to Ted was crap. 2012-12-19 15:31:10 Reply

I loved this movie and thought it was hilarious.