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The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:14 AM Reply

It's fucking awesome
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-07-12/q-and-a-the-
gourmand-behind-new-yorks-666-douche-burger

"The idea came from our deep-seated disgust and hatred of all the other douche burgers out there. A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor."

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:16 AM Reply

might try that,always open for new things


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:20 AM Reply

Ewww. What the fuck is that? I'll take my cheeseburger and be happy.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:25 AM Reply

lol so true

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:51 AM Reply

Funny how the guy selling the douche burger turns out to be a douche himself.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:30 PM Reply

errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:40 PM Reply

Looks pretty miserable. I'll stick to In-N-Out.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:42 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 12:30 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok

I'm sure it at least tastes better than pussy


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:44 PM Reply

I'm better than people because i can afford to consume and shit out 666 dollars worth of food

Consumerism.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:46 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 12:42 PM, JBK wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:30 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok
I'm sure it at least tastes better than pussy

Oh hahaa b ecause oh ok I got it LOL !


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 12:42 PM, JBK wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:30 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok
I'm sure it at least tastes better than pussy

Especially old pussy.

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:51 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 12:47 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:42 PM, JBK wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:30 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok
I'm sure it at least tastes better than pussy
Especially old pussy.

Omg. That looks just like my pussy. Its almost like 20 years old.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 12:53 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 12:42 PM, JBK wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:30 PM, eatdatpussy wrote: errrrr..... dont look like i wood like it.. but ok
I'm sure it at least tastes better than pussy

haha funny jok

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 01:04 PM Reply

hi poxpower i like ur website, especially ur challenges :) :) :)


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 01:20 PM Reply

"A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor."

What a depressing, lifeless worldview this man has.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 01:44 PM Reply

And people think I'm crazy when I put peanut butter on my cheeseburger...


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:15 PM Reply

gold flakes taste really good i recommend them.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:17 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 02:15 PM, Luis wrote: gold flakes taste really good i recommend them.

What do they taste like? If you're being serious.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:19 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 01:20 PM, homor wrote:
"A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor."
What a depressing, lifeless worldview this man has.

hey dude i didn't read your post, but i noticed your nickname has "homo" in it. is that on purpose? heh-heh

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:25 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 11:14 AM, poxpower wrote: It's fucking awesome

From the way it looks in that picture, I think I'll just have a regular cheeseburger thank you very much.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 02:19 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 12/18/12 01:20 PM, homor wrote:
"A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor."
What a depressing, lifeless worldview this man has.
hey dude i didn't read your post, but i noticed your nickname has "homo" in it. is that on purpose? heh-heh

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hey dude i never read your posts, but your nickname has so but heres that picture i made for u again

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:31 PM Reply

At 12/18/12 02:27 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/18/12 02:19 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 12/18/12 01:20 PM, homor wrote:
"A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor."
What a depressing, lifeless worldview this man has.
hey dude i didn't read your post, but i noticed your nickname has "homo" in it. is that on purpose? heh-heh

--supergandhi64
hey dude i never read your posts, but your nickname has so but heres that picture i made for u again

i think you read my posts, you don't have to pretend you don't in front of your friends to impress them. if your friends would ask that of you they're not your real friends. thanks for the picture, i like it a lot! i'll be your friend, then you'll have a real one who likes you for who you are

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:32 PM Reply

I'm surprised there isn't bull sperm on it as well.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 02:58 PM Reply

I want a douche burger, but $666? That's pretty damn expensive, even if there is caviar and lobster on it. Plus, I would want 2 of them.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 03:42 PM Reply

Here, under protest, is Beef Burgers.

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 19th, 2012 @ 12:20 AM Reply

At 12/18/12 03:42 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Here, under protest, is Beef Burgers.

Nobody on this site knows who Orson Welles is, Darthdenim. I found that out the hard way.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 19th, 2012 @ 12:24 AM Reply

At 12/18/12 11:51 AM, chiefindomer wrote: Funny how the guy selling the douche burger turns out to be a douche himself.

Yeah I couldn't help but feel this myself.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 19th, 2012 @ 12:26 AM Reply

Are those fish eggs?

No thank you.

And I have no idea what all that other stuff is, but I'm assuming it isn't the greatest of tasting.


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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 19th, 2012 @ 12:41 AM Reply

At 12/19/12 12:20 AM, homor wrote:
At 12/18/12 03:42 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Here, under protest, is Beef Burgers.
Nobody on this site knows who Orson Welles is, Darthdenim. I found that out the hard way.

Some people remember the good things he's made.

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Response to The Douche Burger Dec. 19th, 2012 @ 12:45 AM Reply

No thanks, I'll just have a Hawaiian burger with pineapple and mayo, hold the pretentiousness.


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