As a Minnesotan you'd think I might go for the Ice Age, as I'm already pretty acclimated to the cold weather (As if it's at apocalyptic levels, hah). Still, I'd much rather have a Waterworld type of apocalypse - this is assuming I had time to prepare, or had a boat or something or other. I would become a badass pirate and sail the one true sea... Earth. Taking down any opposing ship that should dare cross my path. FEAR ME.
"In the house with the laughing windows, we're spilling blood like a cheap innuendo."
I like pizza, vinyl records, and pretending everything will be okay.