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New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:02 PM

Theres a new girl at work
Really fucking hot, 9/10 would bang
Everybody talking about her, she doesn't look interested
Everybody trying to hit on her, she doesn't look very interested
Fucking man up and ask her out on a date
Incredibly shocked she says yes
Damn I feel alpha
Date going great but something doesn't feel right, she whispers to me
"You know what I'd like?"

every first letter of conversation is her answer


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:10 PM

At 12/17/12 03:04 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
where's the cross-dressing pics

Goddamnit.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:12 PM

>lol OP is fag


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:17 PM

At 12/17/12 03:13 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag
> greentexting without greentext

Gtfo please.

I hate that place.

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:34 PM

At 12/17/12 03:02 PM, Slint wrote: every first letter of conversation is her answer:

t r e e . f i d d y

you sly fucking cunt


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:38 PM

Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fiddy?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 03:49 PM

Fresh copypasta

Someone has been on 4chan the past 30 minutes.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 05:09 PM

I require pics for science.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 05:12 PM

omg hot gurl at work i need to ask her outtttttt omg


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 05:19 PM

I want to cum in Skipper's hair.

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Science can't lie.

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 05:28 PM

A new girl worked at te store where my friend works. She was really nice to him and they became friends and he told me he fancied her. However, after a couple weeks of gong there, she was fired because she didn't come back after her break for several days. Also it turned out she had a boyfriend.

Bitches be crazy, mayne.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 05:32 PM

Ha, I've been baamboozled!

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 10:06 PM

At 12/17/12 03:20 PM, Provoke wrote: Look at slint, being so edgy right now. Damn, he got a girl. So edgy. If he was a knife he would cut metal.

Did you even read?


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 10:21 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 10:30 PM

I once asked a girl out. She said yes. So we went out. That is the story.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 17th, 2012 @ 11:13 PM

At 12/17/12 03:13 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag
> greentexting without greentext

Gtfo please.

srsly, but I also hate the guy that just mentioned reporting for homophobicness in a post. Worst of the internet.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 03:31 AM

Sounds like somebody needs to get over themselves.

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 03:39 AM

So did you pay her?


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 10:22 AM

south park IS funny,timothy.now go play outside


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:36 AM

Glad you got a date, hope it all works out, may your days become blistful, and sunny :)


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

hey hold on there newfriend homophobia isn't allowed on newgrounds. just a little heads up ;)


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 10:54 PM

Nuff' Said.

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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:09 PM

At 12/17/12 03:10 PM, Slint wrote:
At 12/17/12 03:04 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
where's the cross-dressing pics
Goddamnit.

You should post more cross-dressing pics of yourself.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:09 PM

I got a negative boner from that South Park reference.


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Response to New Girl At Work Dec. 18th, 2012 @ 11:34 PM

Hey, I get that reference from a popular television show!

Also apparently this topic has already been posted by another person on one of your "internet bulletin board systems" known as "4chan".

No need to repost such shenanigans here, am I right?


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