New Girl At Work

[Slint]

Theres a new girl at work
Really fucking hot, 9/10 would bang
Everybody talking about her, she doesn't look interested
Everybody trying to hit on her, she doesn't look very interested
Fucking man up and ask her out on a date
Incredibly shocked she says yes
Damn I feel alpha
Date going great but something doesn't feel right, she whispers to me
"You know what I'd like?"

every first letter of conversation is her answer

[Slint]

At 12/17/12 03:04 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

where's the cross-dressing pics

Goddamnit.

[TheColourAwesome]

>lol OP is fag

[Spirit]

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

homophobic

reported :)

[TheColourAwesome]

At 12/17/12 03:13 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

> greentexting without greentext

Gtfo please.

I hate that place.

[Provoke]

Look at slint, being so edgy right now. Damn, he got a girl. So edgy. If he was a knife he would cut metal.

[kanef]

At 12/17/12 03:02 PM, Slint wrote: every first letter of conversation is her answer:

t r e e . f i d d y

you sly fucking cunt

[Scrotaculous]

Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fiddy?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

[KeepYourDistance]

Fresh copypasta

Someone has been on 4chan the past 30 minutes.

[LiquidFire]

I require pics for science.

[selena]

omg hot gurl at work i need to ask her outtttttt omg

[kisame]

I want to cum in Skipper's hair.

[HipnikDragomir]

A new girl worked at te store where my friend works. She was really nice to him and they became friends and he told me he fancied her. However, after a couple weeks of gong there, she was fired because she didn't come back after her break for several days. Also it turned out she had a boyfriend.

Bitches be crazy, mayne.

[saqwert]

Ha, I've been baamboozled!

[Cherry]

At 12/17/12 03:13 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

> greentexting without greentext

Gtfo please.

>not knowing that greentext has been used as a standard way of quoting a specific piece of text from a post since fucking Usenet

[Slint]

At 12/17/12 03:20 PM, Provoke wrote: Look at slint, being so edgy right now. Damn, he got a girl. So edgy. If he was a knife he would cut metal.

Did you even read?

[Ganon-Dorf]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Ragnarokia]

I once asked a girl out. She said yes. So we went out. That is the story.

[NinjaGuy]

At 12/17/12 03:13 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

> greentexting without greentext

Gtfo please.

srsly, but I also hate the guy that just mentioned reporting for homophobicness in a post. Worst of the internet.

[MusicalWonders]

Sounds like somebody needs to get over themselves.

[Boomstick]

So did you pay her?

[Provoke]

At 12/17/12 10:06 PM, Slint wrote:

At 12/17/12 03:20 PM, Provoke wrote: Look at slint, being so edgy right now. Damn, he got a girl. So edgy. If he was a knife he would cut metal.

Did you even read?

I did, I just don't like overused jokes and you are edgy don't deny it.

[BucketOfSand]

south park IS funny,timothy.now go play outside

[XwaynecoltX]

Glad you got a date, hope it all works out, may your days become blistful, and sunny :)

[Halberd]

At 12/17/12 03:12 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote: >lol OP is fag

hey hold on there newfriend homophobia isn't allowed on newgrounds. just a little heads up ;)

[cjdude1]

Nuff' Said.

[tsukikomi]

At 12/17/12 03:10 PM, Slint wrote:

At 12/17/12 03:04 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

where's the cross-dressing pics

Goddamnit.

You should post more cross-dressing pics of yourself.

[Jeffyx]

I got a negative boner from that South Park reference.

[Timmy]

Hey, I get that reference from a popular television show!

Also apparently this topic has already been posted by another person on one of your "internet bulletin board systems" known as "4chan".

No need to repost such shenanigans here, am I right?