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terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 09:27 AM Reply

a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 09:49 AM Reply

rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

--supergandhi64


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:00 AM Reply

Oh my! I agree that rape isn't funny. Maybe turn that joke around to something like; "A German woman was running a train..." or something to that factor.

While I am on this thread I will also share a terrible joke: She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:03 AM Reply

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, because they'll beat the room for being black.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:05 AM Reply

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

At 12/14/12 09:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

Please leave Newgrounds.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:51 AM Reply

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, the priest sees a kid in the corner and says to the rabbi "I want to fuck that kid" the rabbi replies with "out of what?" ba-dum -tshh.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:58 AM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

--supergandhi64

you mustve been raped omg im so sor- bahaha sike sucks for you


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:09 AM Reply

-Why do jews wear Yamakas? Because they can't afford umbrellas.

Horrible joke

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:13 AM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

--supergandhi64

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:19 AM Reply

A catholic priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar;

-He orders a beer.

Before I forget, can we post dead baby jokes?


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:40 AM Reply

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't shout when you put it in the oven


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:42 AM Reply

If your friend is planning on eating an egg roll then: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the egg rolled.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:46 AM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left

lmao

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 12:01 PM Reply

A paraplegic walks into a bar...

Just kidding.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left

I think I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

I feel left out.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 01:21 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 01:20 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left
I think I'm the only one who doesn't get it.
I feel left out.

Ignore this, I get it now lol. Rape isn't funny.... HAHAHA.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 01:28 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 12:07 PM, Shockoach wrote: Rape isn't funny and you're a bad person

What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

Gangrape.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 01:34 PM Reply

She didn't get the holocaust joke then it Hitler.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 01:44 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

--supergandhi64

This is Newgrounds, not tumblr. Please go back to tumblr.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 01:20 PM Reply

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Not terrible in the sense that it's dirty or reflects some horrible part of our culture, but it is a pretty bad play on words.

An above average number of people have below average intelligence.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 01:26 PM Reply

8 year old sally would not hug her mother
why not?
sally was hit by an 18 wheeler and lost both of her arms


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 01:20 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left
I think I'm the only one who doesn't get it.
I feel left out.

you're fucking dumb

the joke is that "no" in german is "nein"

so when she's yelling no it sounds like the number nine


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 01:54 PM Reply

you're fucking dumb

the joke is that "no" in german is "nein"

so when she's yelling no it sounds like the number nine

Plus, Hitler and stuff.


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Here's one that i found while i was writting this thing:

â-¦What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
â-¦Kara-tea.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 07:38 PM Reply

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country!


That Scout is a Soldier!

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 07:54 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left

???
What, those guys didn't like her dirty talk?


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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 07:58 PM Reply

At 12/15/12 07:54 PM, LawlietIdeeFixe wrote:
At 12/14/12 09:27 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: a german women was being raped by twelve guys she screams NINE NINE so three of the guys left
???
What, those guys didn't like her dirty talk?

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 01:44 PM, FattyWhale wrote:
At 12/14/12 09:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: rape isn't funny. by joking about rape you are propagating rape culture. next time think about what you post before you post it

--supergandhi64
This is Newgrounds, not tumblr. Please go back to tumblr.

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Oh, oh! Can I join?! Ok, um, let's see... Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says they don't serve noble gases, and he DOESN'T REACT! Haha...get...it...?

My posts today are more awkward than ever :(

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Response to terrible terrible jokes Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 11:40 AM, littlegonkyboy wrote: what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't shout when you put it in the oven

Jews don't shout they scream...

What would they be shouting? "Hey Nazi guy, don't put me in the oven!"?

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