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Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:44 PM Reply

Before you sit down on a toilet, do you wipe that grease from the man cheeks that sat down on that plastic you plan to sit upon or do you just sit on the grease and slip-n-slide?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Also, post SFW pictures of girls. They are totally relevant. Promise.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Before you sit down on a toilet, do you wipe that grease from the man cheeks that sat down on that plastic you plan to sit upon or do you just sit on the grease and slip-n-slide?

And what about those who have feminine asses?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

I wipe the seat with my tongue

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:47 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:46 PM, 3Flay wrote: And what about those who have feminine asses?

Feminine asses don't exist, even females have masculine greasy hairy butts.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:48 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 12/13/12 09:46 PM, 3Flay wrote: And what about those who have feminine asses?
Feminine asses don't exist, even females have masculine greasy hairy butts.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Before you sit down on a toilet, do you wipe that grease from the man cheeks that sat down on that plastic you plan to sit upon or do you just sit on the grease and slip-n-slide?

I always do the slip-n-slide method. Works every time and it's fun.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:58 PM Reply

I refuse to poop on public toilets


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:58 PM Reply

No; my ass will be dirty no matter how clean the toilet seat is.

And why request SFW pics? They're way too tame.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 09:59 PM Reply

Are you drinking LC?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:01 PM Reply

I wouldn't trust a public restroom ever, not even if Jesus lived in there.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:02 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:59 PM, Gagsy wrote: Are you drinking LC?

Who told you?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 10:02 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Who told you?

Lucky guess.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:12 PM Reply

I hover if its an emergency. Otherwise I hold it.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:13 PM Reply

I just gagged. But no I'm usually pretty lucky and i don't get a sweaty ass. Is this a regular thing?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:25 PM Reply

always, unless I want my ass to stick somebody else shits.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

I misread, i thought you were talking about your sweaty ass lol. Female bathrooms are usually pretty nice :)


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

Out of habit, yeah, because of using shared restrooms in the dorm. There's almost always piss all over the toilet seats, because apparently pissing like a functional human being is hard.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:29 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 10:27 PM, selena18 wrote: I misread, i thought you were talking about your sweaty ass lol. Female bathrooms are usually pretty nice :)

That is a either a lie or you're not really female.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 10:04 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 12/13/12 10:02 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Who told you?
Lucky guess.

Also I like your Christmas panda sig.

Thanks. Luis made it last year.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:32 PM Reply

Where the eff are you going to the bathroom?


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:36 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 10:29 PM, JBK wrote:
At 12/13/12 10:27 PM, selena18 wrote: I misread, i thought you were talking about your sweaty ass lol. Female bathrooms are usually pretty nice :)
That is a either a lie or you're not really female.

I'm talking about my work bathroom. I haven't used many at bars/clubs, but out of the ones i've actually sat down in, they were pretty nice. Even smelled nice. High School washrooms are a different story I guess, but I avoided those.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM Reply

At 12/13/12 09:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: that grease from the man cheeks or do you just sit on the grease and slip-n-slide?

lolololol what the fuck

Are you talking about public restrooms? If that's the case then what I do is cover the seat with tp. I try to avoid going number two in public restrooms.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 11:51 PM Reply

Yes, I do wipe the seat clean.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 11:53 PM Reply

I don't use public toilets.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 02:09 AM Reply

I'm guilty of kinda bucking and weaving around to see if the light will glint anything undesirable off the toilet seat, like piss droplets or other....residue...then I wipe it first and plop down to plop.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 02:09 AM Reply

I've never pooped in a public restroom before. I don't understand why kids can't hold it until they get home from school. Of course, there's those moments when you absolutely can't hold it in, but back in middle school, the same kids be shittin' daily in those stalls. It's like they try to sync there poops for schooltime mang.


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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 02:12 AM Reply

At 12/13/12 10:01 PM, Boomstick wrote: I wouldn't trust a public restroom ever, not even if Jesus lived in there.

Geez, that photo was just disgusting where the hell did you even get that thing? lol

Also, quite true. Public restrooms are not to be trusted. Ever.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 02:17 AM Reply

When I wipe I get my toilet paper wet, throw it against the wall and let the wet layers flop open while still sticking to the wall. I then do a handstand and wipe my ass by doing upside pushups against the wall.

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Response to Important Thread: Do You Wipe? Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 02:23 AM Reply

I refuse to use public toilets to sit on, I only did it once before when it was needed when I was younger but otherwise I always keep my movements for home. If I do need to urinate then I will avoid touching things as much as possible.

As for cleaning the toilet at home, I wipe the seat with some toilet paper and then deposit it into the toilet bowl, it has the benefits of both making sure the seat is clean when I sit and also having the paper already in the toilet helps to prevent it splashing upwards when the business is done.


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