The 10 Commandments

[violent-pastries]

Im not sure it ios safe to post this here, but it seems the most suitable place.

The Revised 10 Comandments

For those who cannot read more than 2000 words, skip to the near end. I made of it: Slightly less interperable than the original (which is a good thing I am told). You May find some sense in it's ravings. Introduction rather obscene. In fact, most of the first two paragraphs was vapid. In contrast, the rest was intrepid in its angst. Not one grammatical mistake.

[Der-Ubermensch]

What the hell is that crap? God strikes down those who post blasfemous articles like that.. Ye shall taste his wrath! :P

[Gobo718]

Speaking of the 10 Commandments, has anyone noticed that 40% of them are about God's vanity?

I'm number one,
There's nobody else,
Please, no pictures,
Don't forget my special day.

He's insecure!

[GooieGreen]

At 5/23/04 02:19 PM, Gobo718 wrote: Speaking of the 10 Commandments, has anyone noticed that 40% of them are about God's vanity?

Yeah, and? If you had the power, you would do the same. Don't lie.

He's insecure!

So what? God is a woman. She gets pissed when she's refered to as Father in Heaven and such.

[mrpopenfresh]

Meh, It though George Carlin's revised version was better.

[Nylo]

pretty interesting read; very superficial and materialistic. Nicely written, the contrast is tasteful food for thought.

[GooieGreen]

At 5/23/04 02:55 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Meh, It though George Carlin's revised version was better.

I second that

[TheWakingDeath]

this guy is a rambling idiot. i bet he's a real tough, merciless fellow with lots of progeny (read, fat, insecure, pseudo goth, who has no friends, can't get laid, lives in his parents basement and grew up in white suburbia with everything handed to him on a platter and a silver spoon up his ass) that's just my personal experience with people who talk like this. but what do i ever know, right?

[JMHX]

At 5/23/04 03:17 PM, Izuamoto wrote: but what do i ever know, right?

*sprays some gay-b-gon*

Sometimes I question you.

[TheWakingDeath]

that wasn't fair. you can't win an arguement by spraying them with gay-b-gone, can you?

[JMHX]

At 5/23/04 03:26 PM, Izuamoto wrote: that wasn't fair. you can't win an arguement by spraying them with gay-b-gone, can you?

No, but I just don't see the point in debating two pieces of stone that are of questionable existance, much less rewriting them for comic value. Carlin did it the best, and no one will top it.

[Nylo]

Ah, 'didn't know someone did it before hand; I'm not familiar with george Carland.

[TheWakingDeath]

it wasn't done for comedic value, at least i don't think so. read the home page, it's a site for satanic literature.
but anyway, since when was there ever a point to our discusions. don't tell me you're getting delusional
BTW, how long before i can see my own reflection again?

[JMHX]

At 5/23/04 03:33 PM, Izuamoto wrote: it wasn't done for comedic value, at least i don't think so. read the home page, it's a site for satanic literature.

I rest my case.

[TheWakingDeath]

At 5/23/04 03:35 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 5/23/04 03:33 PM, Izuamoto wrote: it wasn't done for comedic value, at least i don't think so. read the home page, it's a site for satanic literature.

I rest my case.

i meant comedy was not their intention .

[Proteas]

It reads more like the satanist equivalent of the Beatitudes.

You know, that little section in Mathew chapter 5, about "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are the peacekeepers, for they shall be called the children of God." Entirerly different section of the Bible from where the 10 Commandments are found.

[Sar-314]

I broke some of the ten commandments I stole and stuff

[TheWakingDeath]

that's nice

[FUNKbrs]

*pets alex on the head*

How many of these spam accounts do you need banned?

}and on topic{

This guy is a big whiny asshole, isn't he? He replies to an ancient document that basically says "Play nice!" and responds "I don't wanna!"

We know what comes from an athiest society, dumbass. It's called Russia.

[GooieGreen]

At 5/23/04 11:09 PM, alex001 wrote: I broke some of the ten commandments I stole and stuff

Thou shall not give a damn

That was the 11th, right?

[Samuel-HALL]

i will not degrade myself by reading anything on a 'satanic literature' website.

And is it jsut me....or were the ten commandments unneccessary (i'm not referring to god's vanity...just the other ones'

Don't kill people.

Don't steal.

Don't lie to people.

Well i'm glad someone pointed that out to me...thanks, christianity. I'd be a theiving, murderous liar if it wasn't for you guys.

[Proteas]

At 5/24/04 02:38 AM, Damien3003 wrote: Well i'm glad someone pointed that out to me...thanks, christianity. I'd be a theiving, murderous liar if it wasn't for you guys.

Your welcome.

[FUNKbrs]

OMG!!! That was post 777. Did you plan it that way?

[Zellie]

777 is one thing... if it had been 666 then...