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Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 12:59 PM Reply

One day the Iron Shiek and Nikolai Volkoff went to the stupid capitolist american 7-11 to get themselves some red slurpess. And they were checking out when Randy Savage popped in and was all like "OOOOH YEAH" and then he snapped into a slim jim. And then Hulk Hogan showed up to get some vitamins, and was all "YO SAVAGE, BROTHER, WE GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THEM COMMIE BASTARDS, BROTHER" and Savage was like "OOOOOH YEAH" and then a tag team match started in the candy isle, and Hogan and Savage were winning, but Rowdy Roddy Piper came in with a steel chair and was all "BWAAAAAAAA" *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* and then it looked like Hogan was doomed, but he started hulking out and pointed at Piper then hit him with a boot and a leg drop and Macho Man took out the Sheik with a flying elbow drop from the checkout counter and they became tag team champions of 7-11.

The moral of the story is red slurpees are for commies.

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:02 PM Reply

Flying to the US in a few days, so will be sure to get a Slurpee.

Also you are drunk, go home.

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:04 PM Reply

there isn;t a 7/11 for miles here


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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:05 PM Reply

At 12/12/12 12:59 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: The moral of the story is red slurpees are for commies.

Ive always liked the blue slurpees better than the red slurpees. Blue is my favorite color.


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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:07 PM Reply

You're scum for not mixing your slurpee flavors.

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:11 PM Reply

The Million Dollar Man bought all your 7/11's and turned them into WAWAs.

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:16 PM Reply

God bless America.

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:18 PM Reply

i think it's shameful that a so-called staff member makes such drivel and libel

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:19 PM Reply

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOTHER RUSSIA

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Response to Get the blue slurpee... Dec. 12th, 2012 @ 01:33 PM Reply

Better yet, buy a slurpee machine and sell the decadent flavored ice drinks to ward off the communists.


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