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Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:13:07 Reply

Currently, the staples website is down.

What I got is an error page that looks like it hasn't been updated since 1999!

Not only does the computer look like a pristine late '90s model, but the fading blue Windows bar looks like it could be Windows 98, 2000, or Millennium Edition.

Thoughts?

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:14:08 Reply

I want that pristine old computer.


Just a chick with a dick.

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:14:59 Reply

that is a pristine machine

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:21:31 Reply

It's those French people man, they're just not that good with technology.


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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:26:00 Reply

Looks like one of me old pc's lol anyways to keep the thread going lets all embrace

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:28:31 Reply

Fuck, that pristine monitor is fucking amazing.


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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 19:29:26 Reply

staples is a very pristine place of business
only right they have a pristine slice of hardware


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:08:24 Reply

It could always be Windows XP with the classic theme.


I'm not spending more time on this than I have to.

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:31:57 Reply

also their mouse icon looks like an ejaculating dick

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:33:08 Reply

STAPLES.CA Being old since 2K.

I swear, I hate their website with a pristine passion.

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:33:32 Reply

At 12/10/12 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: also their mouse icon looks like an ejaculating dick

What loser jacks off to the staples website


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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:35:19 Reply

I'm loving the infinite regression in that image.

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-10 21:36:07 Reply

At 12/10/12 09:33 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 12/10/12 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: also their mouse icon looks like an ejaculating dick
What loser jacks off to the staples website

staple fetish

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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-11 01:16:08 Reply

At 12/10/12 09:36 PM, BumFodder wrote:
At 12/10/12 09:33 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 12/10/12 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: also their mouse icon looks like an ejaculating dick
What loser jacks off to the staples website
staple fetish

I was actually just about to say this.

Atleast the actual error page looks pretty up to date.


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Response to Staples.ca error page: Old as fuck 2012-12-11 02:17:29 Reply

They should definitely update that. "Press the back button" is advice for an 80 year old woman trying to figure out how to use a computer. I actually have my theme set to the oldschool windows 98' theme, mainly because flash lags for me for some reason if I have the Windows 7 one.


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