(This story is about a fictional case where a lawyer tries to defend his client for using a prostitute)
Judge: Mr. Smith, prostitution is illegal. I don't see how you can justify your actions. A condom was found in your truck and the woman admitted to being paid for sex.
Smith: Honestly your honor I didn't...
Lawyer: Objection your Honor!
(Lawyer jumps on top of desk and begins ranting sayings he believes are witty)
-Ladies and gentlemen of the jury! Lend me your ear!
-The condom is irrelevant since no semen was evident.
-This condom is extra small and my client's member is extra tall. Fact is, if the condom don't fit, this case is full of shit.
-Where is the evidence if the woman had below average intelligence?
-Why would they openly fuck inside the semi-truck?
Judge: Order in the court! I don't see where this is going!
Lawyer: Your honor. If my client parked his pole, it was in a different hole.
Legality of anal prostitution is supported by the constitution.
With no semen in the wrapper, it's obvious my client booty tapped her.
What happens in the buns, allows for the exchange of cash funds.
There's no guilt for doing something nature didn't built.
Judge: I don't follow your logic.
Lawyer: My client is religious so a condom is vicious. If the butt can't make a baby, it's his religious practice to do something bravely.