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Yesterday I had a revelation or a eye opener. I jokingly mask my appreciation for the opposite sex and say "hey sexy", in a stupidly coy way. To make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend i will go "you got a mans?", so ill make sure that i wont touch another homies property.

I think this could work.

At 12/8/12 11:29 PM, TheMajormel wrote: Yesterday I had a revelation or a eye opener. I jokingly mask my appreciation for the opposite sex and say "hey sexy", in a stupidly coy way. To make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend i will go "you got a mans?", so ill make sure that i wont touch another homies property.

I think this could work.

u will gett slapped

you gotta make sure you rub your hands around your cock first tho

get the pheromones going

At 12/8/12 11:30 PM, Sekhem wrote: you gotta make sure you rub your hands around your cock first tho

get the pheromones going

I think this could help me acquire the female by showing how forward I am.

If whoever you're going after is a cool laid back person, she'll love it :). In my opinion, funny is always the way to go when you're asking someone out. I'm extremely smart so I think you should take my advice

give her a dozen roses and papa john's

Pussy Destroyer

At 12/8/12 11:33 PM, Sekhem wrote: give her a dozen roses and papa john's

I think a dozen roses with a blue rose will work because SYMBOLISM

At 12/8/12 11:32 PM, selena18 wrote: If whoever you're going after is a cool laid back person, she'll love it :). In my opinion, funny is always the way to go when you're asking someone out.

Damn right.

At 12/8/12 11:32 PM, selena18 wrote: If whoever you're going after is a cool laid back person, she'll love it :). In my opinion, funny is always the way to go when you're asking someone out.

Damn right.

Why'd you leave out the rest of it? llllllllllllll

At 12/8/12 11:36 PM, TheMajormel wrote:

At 12/8/12 11:33 PM, Sekhem wrote: give her a dozen roses and papa john's

I think a dozen roses with a blue rose will work because SYMBOLISM

write only the word 'CELLOPHANE' on the card for the roses

it's a very beautiful word derived from greek meaning a substance resembling shine

At 12/8/12 11:38 PM, selena18 wrote:

At 12/8/12 11:32 PM, selena18 wrote: If whoever you're going after is a cool laid back person, she'll love it :). In my opinion, funny is always the way to go when you're asking someone out.

Damn right.

Why'd you leave out the rest of it? llllllllllllll

racial profiling

Wise words from Jay T. Dawgzone.

That's like putting "SHAGIN WAGIN" as a license plate.

You've got to understand that while male psychology is mostly based on honesty and directly stating your thoughts, this doesn't apply to women on the dating scene. Before you say anything, give her butt a gentle slap. This will make her realize how horny she is and will set the stage for a good sex pun.

smelling her ass displays interest,then mount

At 12/9/12 12:44 AM, BucketOfSand wrote: smelling her ass displays interest,then mount

Ignore your surroundings as you are doing this, just focus and the task at hand.

"Yo gurl, nice tits!"

Girls like to be complimented.

Asking out?

Bitch, that's childs play. I have a method to get them straight into bed.

At 12/9/12 02:13 AM, Cootie wrote: "Yo gurl, nice tits!"

Girls like to be complimented.

This is the way to a girls heart. Go for this. That's how I got my last boyfriend.

so heres what you do:

Go into a public place where there are lots of chicks. Shit yourself then take your shit and start throwing it into every direction
this will grab all of the chickses attention and they will start to think about you. Wait for a few days, Then approach the chick that you desire, and tell her the following: "hey, do you remember how a few days ago, I was here throwing shit at everyone.
well, I am tortured soul and I had a mental breakdown. I was trying to express my self. I am like Kurt Cobain except I throw shit instead of writing music." boom she is yours.

At 12/8/12 11:29 PM, TheMajormel wrote: I think this could work.

Well, either that or send her an Xmas card with an extra large condom in it, accompanied by a note saying "So, how about it?"

ay yo gurl u wnt sum fuk

At 12/9/12 01:26 PM, Coop wrote:

At 12/8/12 11:29 PM, TheMajormel wrote: I think this could work.

Well, either that or send her an Xmas card with an extra large condom in it, accompanied by a note saying "So, how about it?"

Recommending from personal experience, Coop? lol

At 12/9/12 03:16 PM, sayomgwtf wrote:

At 12/9/12 01:26 PM, Coop wrote:

At 12/8/12 11:29 PM, TheMajormel wrote: I think this could work.

Well, either that or send her an Xmas card with an extra large condom in it, accompanied by a note saying "So, how about it?"

Recommending from personal experience, Coop? lol

Something like that ;)

All I'm saying is that you've got to get slapped a few times, before you get your dick stroked.

At 12/8/12 11:29 PM, TheMajormel wrote: "you got a mans?"

why da hell dus diss matter man

u so sexay dat u cud SWEEP her off her feet from him DAMN

Tits or GTFO

At 12/9/12 03:38 PM, Travis wrote:

At 12/9/12 03:34 PM, Coop wrote: All I'm saying is that you've got to get slapped a few times, before you get your dick stroked.

Come on Coop we both know that 90 percent of Newgrounders are perpetual virgins and that they don't know how to talk to girls, yet alone do something to get slapped by one.

travis how hot is your gf

can i see a photo

Because of this

At 12/9/12 04:14 PM, Sekhem wrote: travis how hot is your gf

can i see a photo

Kissy face and all.