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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 07:22 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 07:14 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 12/7/12 07:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: On a slightly less retarded note: Is this new feature something big and obvious, or will it be more of a background thing that just makes NG work better?
yes

I KNEW IT


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 07:35 PM Reply

NEW EMOTCONS OH GOD WHY WHY


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 07:38 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 07:14 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 12/7/12 07:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: On a slightly less retarded note: Is this new feature something big and obvious, or will it be more of a background thing that just makes NG work better?
yes

I bet it's the writing portal. I don't want any surprises spoiled yet though.

Anything right now is better than youtube's pile of crap lately.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 05:03 PM, liljim wrote: Wait what? Don't talk to him like you know what he's been up to, you have no idea what goes on behind the scenes. Fish has covered for me more than I have for him in the past year.

I see. You know I am truly quite curious about what a lot of you do around the office to be perfectly honest.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 08:53 PM Reply

Is it the ability to post special characters?
Is it the ability to embed NG videos?
Will it make all of my dreams come true?
Can it end world hunger?
Will we find out on Monday?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 09:11 PM Reply

Is this the post-editing functionality that's been in the works since the redesign or something different?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 09:14 PM Reply

Wooo!

Literature Portal?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 09:28 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 07:14 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 12/7/12 07:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: On a slightly less retarded note: Is this new feature something big and obvious, or will it be more of a background thing that just makes NG work better?
yes

Are you intentionally being ambiguous to be funny, or should we take that 'yes' at face value?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Woo!
Sucks that NG may or may not be down for a bit though....


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

THIS THREAD SUCKS.

WORST NEWS POST EVER

I HOPE YOU GOT SUSPENDED FOR THAT.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

OMG GAWD THE LITERATURE PR0TAL

if it isn't, I'm gonna do a sex protest outside the NG buliding
Gay sex

prepare to have white walls

It's time to get pissed off.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 09:14 PM, Phobotech wrote: Wooo!

Literature Portal?

Now that you mentioned it, I hope it is that. I Got some shitty poetry I feel like unloading.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 11:07 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 09:14 PM, Phobotech wrote: Wooo!

Literature Portal?

Prepare for tons of crappy fan fictions and clones of 50 Shades of Grey.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 11:12 PM Reply

At 12/7/12 08:53 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Is it the ability to post special characters?
Is it the ability to embed NG videos?
Will it make all of my dreams come true?
Can it end world hunger?

I'm afraid none of these will happen... it would take about 5-6 more NG redesigns to achieve these, minus the world hunger.

Will we find out on Monday?

You mean, Tuesday. Monday will be the outage day. I hope so :/...


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 7th, 2012 @ 11:17 PM Reply

I'm hyping so hard right now.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 12:10 AM Reply

Monday, it marks a year when I first joined, NG YOU BROKE ASS N***A PAY YO CHILD SUPPORT!


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 01:06 AM Reply

At 12/7/12 01:59 PM, poxpower wrote: New topic: Fuck the new youtube design. Amiright?

hating it too so far!

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 01:33 AM Reply

Looking forward to this new feature, though I have a question about the chat; exactly why did it take so long to make before it was canned for the featureless chat after the redesign?

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 04:10 AM Reply

At 12/7/12 01:31 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: I've been working on a new core feature the past few weeks that will finally be launching on Monday.

:D?

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 06:41 AM Reply

I am of the excited. yay. I look forward to it.


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 06:44 AM Reply

At 12/7/12 01:33 PM, liljim wrote: Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE.

Dude, that's one of the best modern Xmas songs. Plus, it gets Bellend into a song, which is pretty cool, considering it's been broadcast in normal audiences at times when kids are up! :D


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 06:52 AM Reply

So do you guys have to do massive database migrations or hardware stuff regularly or something? Of course I don't know the details of your deployment processes, but in my experience, most things can be deployed through git without much noticeable downtime.

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 09:21 AM Reply

Will i be the new queen of NG?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 10:49 AM Reply

Interesting...very interesting...


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 10:58 AM Reply

I can't wait to get disappointed!

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 11:12 AM Reply

Will it be a "Miss NG 2012" event complete with a shitty song?


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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 12:06 PM Reply

itt: people believing the litt portal will be anything but poop

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 12:07 PM Reply

At 12/8/12 12:06 PM, FBIpolux wrote: itt: people believing the litt portal will be anything but poop

Seriously the man said "money". There will be no money to be made in the litt portal.

NO MONEY

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Response to New Feature/Possible Outages Monday Dec. 8th, 2012 @ 01:42 PM Reply

Great it gets better everytime