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You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 03:02:52 Reply

...pair of tits, or the world's largest penis.

Whichever, you now have them and plan to submit your discovery to the Guinness - Records. How... how do you go about this? Do you measure, confident in your wo/manhood and have someone come down to confirm? Do you take a picture and send it to them? Does your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend do it?

How do you go about it?


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Response to You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 03:06:33 Reply

This makes no sense, and you are gay.

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Response to You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 03:56:56 Reply

I knew right from the start it would involve tits or dicks.

Wow I'm like a psychic


I have a penis

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Response to You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 05:43:51 Reply

At 12/6/12 03:02 AM, Demonbrunch wrote: How do you go about it?

I don't.

Guinness has never accepted sexually themed records, as their books are meant to be read by all ages.


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Response to You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 08:04:16 Reply

tumor i have the worlds largest tumor.. i will be dead in a week.. but YAY world record!

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Response to You have the world's largest... 2012-12-06 08:39:19 Reply

I'd probably just ship it to them on ice, I mean, it obviously isn't mine.


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