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...pair of tits, or the world's largest penis.
Whichever, you now have them and plan to submit your discovery to the Guinness - Records. How... how do you go about this? Do you measure, confident in your wo/manhood and have someone come down to confirm? Do you take a picture and send it to them? Does your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend do it?
How do you go about it?
I can edit my signature at will, but I can't edit my post. The hell, Newgrounds?
I knew right from the start it would involve tits or dicks.
Wow I'm like a psychic
I have a penis
At 12/6/12 03:02 AM, Demonbrunch wrote: How do you go about it?
Guinness has never accepted sexually themed records, as their books are meant to be read by all ages.