Couple of good suggestions here...I've chosen middle names as well..
1. Count Chocula McDouble [Surname]
2. That thing where you and someone else try to use the same door at the same time and you do a little dance deciding who goes first [Surname]
3. You know how Prince had that symbol? Go a step further, make your son's name a crudely drawn flip book of you and his mom fucking.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.