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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 05:58 PM Reply

If she was out on the street, living under a bridge or something then I'd let her stay for about a week or so. That way she can get a job and get on with her life.

But if she was just couch surfing with some of her other friends, then no fucking way.

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 06:52 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 05:35 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 12/4/12 10:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I take care of my self first and then loved ones. Everyone else can figure it out on their own. You're probably just enabling them anyway.
Wow, what a selfish cunt. That's your opinion and your way of doing it. Don't criticise someone else because he goes out of his way to help someone in need.

Oh the ironings of your post!

But anyway I change my mind. I would and I would stare at them while they sleep and get closer to them each night until I'm trying to cuddle with them.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 06:52 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Oh the ironings of your post!

But anyway I change my mind. I would and I would stare at them while they sleep and get closer to them each night until I'm trying to cuddle with them.

Nice cover-up. Also, blatantly making fun of someone for the lolz is different from insulting them for being nice people.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:02 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 11:05 AM, mothballs wrote:
At 12/4/12 11:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: There's a lot of ways you can put a homeless acquaintance to use. If you have any pet projects which need to be completed in a week, they can swing a hammer, help with insulation, repaint walls... the list is endless. Or maybe you just want to rearrange some furniture and haven't gotten around to it yet.
Slavery is illegal you know

I think that if they cannot pay rent if they can instead help out around the house that is a fair trade for a warm and safe place to crash.

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:19 PM Reply

In my case, since my ex broke up with me due to me finding out she cheated on me with three guys. I would sooner torch the box she was living under, with her inside it, then let her into my house.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:25 PM Reply

No. While by rejecting her I'd be causing her physical damage she already caused me emotional damage, so by abandoning her there alone we'd be even.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:26 PM Reply

For one night it would be fine, as long as they don't go stealing all of my stuff.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:30 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 12:07 AM, Ryan wrote:
At 12/4/12 12:05 AM, DickBuns wrote: I'd tell the bitch to suck her FWB's dick for a couch. Seems she can't help but have dicks just fall in her mouth man. Sure as shit.
Now who could you be talking about.

IDK, but when they offered to strip for me and gave me a choice of panties, I chose this pair.

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 07:35 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 07:31 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 12/4/12 12:01 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: And couch surfing would you let her or him spend the night at your place if they asked? Why or why not?
yes but only if couch surfing is as amazing as it sounds when taken literally

This guy gets it. Someone make a Photoshop thread.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 08:01 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 07:35 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
yes but only if couch surfing is as amazing as it sounds when taken literally
This guy gets it. Someone make a Photoshop thread.

I'm no Photoshop expert, but here you go.

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 08:18 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 08:01 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
This guy gets it. Someone make a Photoshop thread.
I'm no Photoshop expert, but here you go.

lolz. Well done.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 08:28 PM Reply

Not without a serious, serious discussion beforehand...

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM Reply

I'd invite the said ex in for ice cream and sex, then when i was done I'd tell her to get the fuck out.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 08:36 PM Reply

I dunno. I guess so. I'm not a jerk or anything.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 10:28 PM Reply

sure but I probably wouldn't refrain from walking naked to the fridge.


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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 12:01 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: And couch surfing would you let her or him spend the night at your place if they asked? Why or why not?

i probably would be sympathetic.

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Response to If your ex was homeless... Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 11:43 PM Reply

At 12/4/12 02:03 AM, dem0lecule wrote: I don't have an ex, what do I do now?

If with a partner, continue on as if nothing happened.

If without, either

A) find partner

or

B) travel the world


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