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Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-02 23:23:52 Reply

I poured myself a glass of chocolate milk, set it on my desk next to my computer, then went to go get a bendy straw. When I came back, the glass was empty, my chocolate milk was gone, and my day was fucking ruined.

So, I'll ask once more.

Who the fuck drank my chocolate milk.

Who Drank My Chocolate Milk!


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-02 23:24:25 Reply

i was phone

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-02 23:40:05 Reply

At 12/2/12 11:37 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: i tried calling 1-800-CUNTS but some woman told me that the number wasn't long enough

Damnit, man, call again! Chocolate milk is at stake!


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-02 23:43:01 Reply

I'm pretty sure the culprit was this guy:

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-02 23:54:41 Reply

Come at me bro.

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For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 00:00:46 Reply

At 12/2/12 11:54 PM, Cootie wrote: Come at me bro.

Corporate fat cats always taking my stuff....


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 00:27:04 Reply

That was me.

After I broke out of Ericho's house (just after making his tree look spiffy) I saw a glass of chocolate milk just lying by someone's computer. I waited until you left the room to break in, drink it, and break back out.

It was delicious.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 01:55:17 Reply

Let's wrestle each other for it, you know you want to.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 02:15:37 Reply

Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 02:27:47 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better

+10 cool points for Shauna


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 02:30:18 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better

eheuheuehuehuawfs sorry i just puked


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 02:35:35 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:30 AM, StalkerGuy wrote:
At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better
eheuheuehuehuawfs sorry i just puked

I told you to stay away from me.


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 03:01:19 Reply

I been trying to figure out who drank my juicebox for the past two to three years.


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 04:30:48 Reply

Have you noticed any drops in temperature..?

Or the smell of sulfur..?

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"? convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 04:32:41 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:38 AM, 24901miles wrote:
At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better
Hippo Milk is pink.

Why does that seem like the worst thing ever. Is this real life.


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 04:45:42 Reply

It's a conspiration, they're mass drinking all your chocolate milk.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 05:07:09 Reply

The Cookie Monster

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 06:40:19 Reply

Alright, I'm going to turn around, I'm going to count to three, and then when I turn back, I had better see a glass of chocolate milk back on my desk, okay?

1...2...3!


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 08:31:01 Reply

At 12/3/12 07:34 AM, SkeletonSoldier wrote: I already know what Clockwork Orange would use for furniture fill in the blank.

Balancing cock statue..?


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"? convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 09:20:40 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:27 AM, ZJ wrote:
At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better
+10 cool points for Shauna

When I was a child I probably drank a liter of strawberry milk per day. shit was so cash.


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 15:28:26 Reply

At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better

what are you

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 15:56:14 Reply

I DIDNT DO NOTHIN

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 17:39:43 Reply

At 12/3/12 03:56 PM, x-factor11 wrote: I DIDNT DO NOTHIN

You're not untouchable, x-factor! You think you are but you're not! I'm gonna get your ass one of these days and put it behind bars!


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 18:06:48 Reply

Why I did of course. My cloud stopped producing it so I had to look for some.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 18:39:35 Reply

Will Smith took it.

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 18:41:01 Reply

At 12/3/12 05:39 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 12/3/12 03:56 PM, x-factor11 wrote:
You're not untouchable, x-factor! You think you are but you're not! I'm gonna get your ass one of these days and put it behind bars!

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, FOR I AM, THE PHANTOM SIPPER

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAK... MILK

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 18:50:18 Reply

At 12/3/12 06:41 PM, x-factor11 wrote: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAK... MILK

Wait....MILKSHAKE!? This don't add up! Alright, buddy, you know something, now start talking!


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 19:26:46 Reply

At 12/3/12 06:50 PM, Scarface wrote: Wait....MILKSHAKE!? This don't add up! Alright, buddy, you know something, now start talking!

WELL, IT WAS 5AM, AND I WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY BORED

I WENT TO MY MAGIC LIGHT BOX AND CALLED FORTH A MOVIE THIS WORLD HAS CALLED "THERE WILL BE BLOOD", AS I SAW THE WAY HE EXCLAIMED THAT HE HAS, IN FACT, DRUNKEN SOMEONE'S PRECIOUS DAIRY PRODUCT, I DECIDED THAT IF TASTING YUMMY COW JUICE GAVE POWER, I MUST DO IT THYSELF.

AND I DECIDED MY VICTIM WOULD BE CHOCOLATY

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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 19:35:25 Reply

At 12/3/12 07:26 PM, x-factor11 wrote: AND I DECIDED MY VICTIM WOULD BE CHOCOLATY

You....you son of a bitch....

Was it a quick death?


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Response to Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! 2012-12-03 21:19:05 Reply

It wasn't me. I was too busy stealing this guy's knees.


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