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Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:08 PM Reply

It's about ten years old. I'm surprised the sponge cake didn't mold or get crushed in my closet of clothes. Now the question is... What to do with it...


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:09 PM Reply

wut

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:12 PM Reply

Sell it, they are going for a high price online.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:13 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:08 PM, Foulu wrote: It's about ten years old. I'm surprised the sponge cake didn't mold or get crushed in my closet of clothes. Now the question is... What to do with it...

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:14 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:08 PM, Foulu wrote: It's about ten years old. I'm surprised the sponge cake didn't mold or get crushed in my closet of clothes. Now the question is... What to do with it...

Smugly eat it.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 02:17 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:12 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: Sell it, they are going for a high price online.

If it was the chocolate kind, then maybe. Those are mega rare.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

Save that shit. Post it on eBay in the far future and become a multi-millionaire. Well, provided the twinkie doesn't make a return.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:12 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: Sell it, they are going for a high price online.

This, im sure some idiot would buy it from you, get easy money, profit.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:14 PM, TheHumanNugget wrote:
At 12/1/12 02:08 PM, Foulu wrote: It's about ten years old. I'm surprised the sponge cake didn't mold or get crushed in my closet of clothes. Now the question is... What to do with it...
Smugly eat it.

And video it, putting the whole thing on YouTube


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 04:52 PM Reply

Sugar enriched flower, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye number 5.

Just everything a growing boy needs.

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 1st, 2012 @ 04:54 PM Reply

Why would anybody pay big money for some twinkies?

There's a fuckload of other body killing garbage you can shove in your face.

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:43 AM Reply

At 12/1/12 04:52 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Sugar enriched flower, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye number 5.

Just everything a growing boy needs.

There's beef fat or beef oil in there too.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:11 AM Reply

Sheesh, this twinkie thing is getting out of hand.

Let's just hope picks up the damn franchise already.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 02:18 PM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:09 PM, Otto wrote: wut

I heard that Hostess is actually shutting down and there aren't going to be any more twinkies made.

We may not have gone through the zombie apocalypse, but we certainly went through the end of Hostess. Maybe THAT'S what the Mayans were talking about.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 02:37 PM Reply

At 12/2/12 02:21 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 12/1/12 04:54 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Why would anybody pay big money for some twinkies?

There's a fuckload of other body killing garbage you can shove in your face.
yeah but this body killing garbage no longer exists in name brand form so it's important

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:02 PM Reply

Keep it. I've heard that Hostess went out of business.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

I would eat it if I were you bro. I've heard they age well. Like a fine wine.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 02:45 AM Reply

At 12/2/12 03:19 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I would eat it if I were you bro. I've heard they age well. Like a fine wine.

I'd personally sell it. I'd rather eat a chocolate edition twinkee. Then again, hard to turn down a fat guy offering 20$+ for a sponge cake.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 05:02 AM Reply

Eat it. I dare you.

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:55 AM Reply

I heard that Twinkies turn to alcohol if you age them for 10 years.

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 01:41 PM Reply

Treat it like GOLD eat it if you must but only if its greenish then the reward is much greater.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 01:59 PM Reply

Knock off brand twinkies still exist, don't they?

Just eat those.

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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 12/3/12 10:55 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: I heard that Twinkies turn to alcohol if you age them for 10 years.

~ Homer Simpson

Finally someone referenced this.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:16 PM Reply

Oh, a twinkie huh? Why do fat people go crazy over twinkies? It's just a small cake.

Fat people make me sick. If they are a little chunky that's okay, but they should at least be thin enough to hug themselves.

What you should do with that cake is throw it away, since you'll probably get sick from it and get diabetes in the process.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 11:03 PM Reply

At 12/3/12 09:16 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: Oh, a twinkie huh? Why do fat people go crazy over twinkies? It's just a small cake.

Fat people make me sick. If they are a little chunky that's okay, but they should at least be thin enough to hug themselves.:

I'm not fat. You're talking to someone who loves sushi :P


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 4th, 2012 @ 11:16 PM Reply

At 12/3/12 01:59 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Knock off brand twinkies still exist, don't they?

Just eat those.

Yeah, they do, I noticed that most grocery stores stalked up on "Bluebird" brand twinkies, after Hostess was shut down.


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Response to Very old Twinkee found in my closet Dec. 5th, 2012 @ 01:48 AM Reply

At 12/1/12 02:08 PM, Foulu wrote: It's about ten years old. I'm surprised the sponge cake didn't mold or get crushed in my closet of clothes. Now the question is... What to do with it...

I'll give you 1 million monopoly dollars for it


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