Hey guys, are you afraid of spiders? I'm so scared of them for some reason. When I was little, around 6 or 7, I had no problem with them. I would even pick them up, and I'm talking about those nasty wolf spiders. Now I just fucking hate them. About 2 months ago, I was helping my dad remove the air conditioners from all the windows in the house, and as we were pulling one of them out, there was this giant spider just chillin' there, I would say he was around 5 inches long, one of the biggest spiders I've ever seen. I almost dropped this 70 pound are conditioner because of it. My dad ended up brushing him off, and I carried it out. I didn't want to look like a pussy, so I acted like it didn't bother me, but I basically shit my pants, and didn't want to continue taking out the AC's. The reason I'm bringing this up is because my house is full of spiders for some reason. I've killed atleast 15 of them this past week. So NG'ers, on a scale of 1 to 10, how afraid of spiders are you? The picture is a wolf spider, one of those fuckers that are inside my house.

I think I'm just being a big pussy about it.

Ultimate Spider repellent:

I hate spiders but I'm not deathly afraid of them. They just give me the creeps. It'd be cool to hold a non-poisonous tarantula in my hand though.

At 11/28/12 10:25 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Ultimate Spider repellent:

I need to get one of those man.

Spiders are the worst things to walk the earth. Next to gangsters and pedophiles....

I live in Australia.

as I type this there is an army of sharks, snakes, lizards and spiders amassing outside my bedroom door ready to kill me

The solution to all spiders on earth

At 11/28/12 10:49 PM, beardkiller wrote: The solution to all spiders on earth

That's not foolproof. This one is.

At 11/28/12 11:22 PM, Spretznaz wrote:

At 11/28/12 10:49 PM, beardkiller wrote: The solution to all spiders on earth

That's not foolproof. This one is.

Please,the boot never runs out

At 11/28/12 10:49 PM, beardkiller wrote: The solution to all spiders on earth

Recluse spiders hide in those to kill you.

At 11/28/12 11:54 PM, o0-0o wrote:

At 11/28/12 10:49 PM, beardkiller wrote: The solution to all spiders on earth

Recluse spiders hide in those to kill you.

Then crush your boot with another boot first

On a scale of 1 to 10 I am 10 afraid of spider. For most other creepy crawlers I am 5.

I personally love spiders, I am somewhat scared of them but I'd look around for them and pick them up if it's not something that can kill me.

I was having a good time at a buddy's house...I was really drunk. So drunk, in fact, that when he asked if I wanted to hold his pet tarantula, I agreed.

I'm a big pus puss when it comes to spiders...tragically arachniphobic, so he wasted no time at the rare, rare opportunity when my drunk ass said "YEA FUCKIT, I'LL HOLD SHELOB" (her name was Ellie)

I went from 8.9 on the drunk scale and slammed hard back down to zero the instant that thing touched down on my hand. I just stared, wild eyed. The trippiest thing about it was feeling that kind-of moist warmth of it breathing on the surface it was looming above on my hand / crawling up to my arm.

*shudders*

...I pray I never have to encounter the giant, territorial, FUCK YO SHIT venomous spiders like the Banana Spider / Brazilian Wandering Spider.

...I don't want to go to Australia either specifically over what I've heard about their spiders.

I hate spiders use to have nightmares of them, but i can still kill them or squash them but still discust me.

At 11/28/12 10:38 PM, Halberd wrote: I live in Australia.

as I type this there is an army of sharks, snakes, lizards and spiders amassing outside my bedroom door ready to kill me

Any fucking excuse to post this.

Also that photo of that spider just makes me feel sick to be honest. I hate spiders so much. They've always freaked me out. Thankfully haven't seen TOO many in my new house but still I struggle with them when I do find them as I have to get rid of them but humanly. Always a challenge involving cups and paper and freaking out.

I just hate it when an asshole spider crawls into your bed sheets in the middle of the night then bites you endlessly thinking you invaded its space when in fact it is invading yours.

At 11/29/12 12:07 AM, o0-0o wrote: I just hate it when an asshole spider crawls into your bed sheets in the middle of the night then bites you endlessly thinking you invaded its space when in fact it is invading yours.

My face agrees with you mate,That spider deserves ze boot

Big spider!

Hello!

At 11/28/12 10:27 PM, Jeffyx wrote:

At 11/28/12 10:25 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Ultimate Spider repellent:

I need to get one of those man.

Good for cotton picking too.

At 11/29/12 01:54 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote:

At 11/28/12 10:27 PM, Jeffyx wrote:

At 11/28/12 10:25 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Ultimate Spider repellent:

I need to get one of those man.

Good for cotton picking too.

Racist fuck

At 11/28/12 10:25 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Ultimate Spider repellent:

That's racist, not cool.

I hate spiders they are a Kill on sight insect for me.

Absolutely not, unless I know it's poisonous and could potentially kill me. In fact, I don't really like killing spiders; I try to let it outside if the opportunity arises.

Bees on the other hand, scare the shit out of me, which is a shame because I rather enjoy honey. Just don't want to get stung, ya know?

Spiders kind of creep me out; not due to the possibility of getting bit, I live in Australia and there are plenty of more deadly things to do that for them. Not, it's just that they are basically all freaky legs and they skitter around and it's gross.

So I kill them at every available opportunity.

Back in like 1st or 2nd grade, people would call me the spider man, because I would always rent out the books about spiders from the library at my elementary school. They used to fascinate me. Now when I see one, I do a shit + piss combo in my pants.

At 11/29/12 01:44 AM, Painbringer wrote: Hello!

That's the worst picture on the internet. Every cell in my body says no to that.

Even Goatse and Tubgirl and that you can kind of squint your eyes and think about other things, but really, that, no.

spiders are cool. they help keep flies away from me.

Man yall some pussy ass muh fucka. Spiders are the greatest thing to walk the earth since Paris Hiltons krabs. Used to keep a couple taranchulas as pets once, thing them muh fuckas died on me. bitch asses, thas y i got a Black widow now tho