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Since I was little I've wanted it to be "I love you".

I want to be cremated so the maggots don't skull fuck my brain and I would like to pop the pimple on societies ass.

"...I shall become more powerful than any of you could ever imagine!"

Does this fugu taste a little sharp to you?

"Ouch, Dying Hurts" haha...No. My last words will probably be altered lyrics to the Blind Melon song, "Change"
"And as we all play parts of tomorrow,
some ways will work and other ways we'll play.
But I know we all can't stay here forever,
so I wrote my words on the face of today."

Well fuck

At 11/28/12 08:32 PM, JBK wrote: With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.

Best post ever

"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"

Whatcha gonna do, shoot me?

I guess you're not as clever as you thought.

If you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is!

Knowing exactly how I want to die, it'll be me screaming the N-word in the blackest part of inner city LA.

My last words: What's about to happen is all your fault.

"I regret wasting like, 5 years on the shitty internet

Technically, everyone has last words. The only way to work around this is if you never talk in your entire life. Even if you die a week or something after you last said something, you would still have last words.

For me, it would probably be "It was a Vatican priest who discovered the Big Bang Theory, so Doug Stanhope is the biggest douche in the Universe".

Now, Young Skywalker, you will die.

"Well, shit."

The Aristocrats.

"I want to be buried with my money."

"I have the solution for-" and then I die before I can finish my sentence.

I'd say:

Fuck you God!
or
I'm coming Satan, hope your prepared to be annoyed
or
I'm sorry, but my last dying words can only be 91 characters long, 143, 144, 145 yep, bye!
or
Tell Eland that I beat him on that trampoline fair and square
or
Okay, I'm dying...great...not.
or
Quick mum, tell me what my christmas presents were.
or
See ya in hell losers.
or
While I'm dead, I dare you to eat shit, if you don't I'll haunt you while I'm a ghost, bye!
or
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
or
Why do I have a boner while I'm dying?

My final words would be lyrics to my favourite The Sword song

"Is the time right, to find a new religion"

Being Agnostic, right til the end.

my last words...

Let's all have sex.

At 12/1/12 12:47 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Now, Young Skywalker, you will die.

I've watched that scene again and I think Palpatine actually says, "Lord Vader!" a little after that.

My last words would depend on the circumstance. If any killed me it will be "I will haunt you; afterlife or not!"

Anything else: "I should have known better."