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I can tell you my least favorite.
"Man, fuck your logic." - HomicidialFrog
"Normal people. They're so fucking weird." - Xenomit
My favourite was Aristotle he told us many great things such as how women are just demented men and how the solar system revolves around the earth
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I think Ayn Rand is a pretty cool guy. He thinks all poor people are freeloaders and doesn't afraid of anything.
At 11/27/12 11:55 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: I think Ayn Rand is a pretty cool guy. He thinks all poor people are freeloaders and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ayn Rand was a woman, as well as a hypocrite who died on welfare, but yeah Ayn as in "Anne".
For me though it'd have to be Bruce Lee, and if you say he isn't a philosopher you haven't read his works. Interesting enough, it's his birthday today. Try reading "Tao of Jeet Kune Do".
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."
If anyone says Franz Kafka I will punch you in the throat.
I might go with Confucius on this one, he has a lot of useful advice, but there are a lot of other great philosophers.
"An oppressive government is to be more feared than a tiger." - Confucius
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire
"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Men create the gods in their own image." - Xenophanes
"He has the most who is most content with the least." - Diogenes
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson
Joseph Campbell helped put a lot of heavy shit into perspective for me...and thanks to him, I hardly worry as much as I should.
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
Oh I dont fucking know, their all a miserable bunch, they just tell me that my life is pointless and im a fat smelly idiot and should die than live the painful existance that is life.
At 11/27/12 11:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Aristotle.
but I find Confucius to be hilarious.
Do you now?
At 11/28/12 04:33 PM, Lintire wrote: Zach Braff
I'm told it was Socrates:
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Plato, because his name sounds like Play-Doh, which is clearly evidence of his ability to prophecize
Just kidding. Allegory of the Cave FTW.
At 11/28/12 07:48 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Perhaps one of the greatest philosophers of our time:
That doesn't look like the Steve Harvey video?
At 11/28/12 08:32 PM, saqwert wrote:At 11/28/12 07:48 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Perhaps one of the greatest philosophers of our time:That doesn't look like the Steve Harvey video?
Oh wait, here it is. It is still some of the greatest words of wisdom.
At 11/28/12 08:39 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote:At 11/28/12 08:32 PM, saqwert wrote:Oh wait, here it is. It is still some of the greatest words of wisdom.At 11/28/12 07:48 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Perhaps one of the greatest philosophers of our time:That doesn't look like the Steve Harvey video?
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